Chuck Norris

[JoeN]

Well I don't know if any of you know but chuck norris is the best...at everything. So these are just Cool sayings about Chuck Norris and his greatness. For those of you outside the US thats don't know about Chuck Norris trust me go rent, download, buy one of his movies. Please contribute either ones that you made up or found on the internet.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

[squall leonh]

i hate chuck norris -.-

[JoeN]

Well i'll add more
Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."

[subnet_rx]

Chuck Norris owns all!

[enterpriseki]

superman wears chuck norris underware

[therealpk21]

Chuck Norris is the man... i actually did an English paper on him this year in school...
In 1972 Chuck Norris was visiting a church in Miami... he then slept with every nun and they had kids... They then becamse the Miami Dolphins football team and were the only undefeated team ever in the NFL...
PK21

[DeadGirl]

I love all the Chuck Norris jokes.

[bbqman]

ima roundhouse kick you in da FACE!

[Nox]

Chuck Norris jokes are hilarious.

Some kid running for student council at my sister's school had '100 reasons to vote for me' and one of them was 'Chuck Norris Approves'.

It was hysterical.

[lalala]

chuck norris Is the shaggy Dog!!

[danmmmk]

chuck norris' tears are the cure for cancer but....chuck norris NEVER CRIES

[onash520]

what is with every ones obsession with chuck? all my friends are?

[Dr.Dark]

kids wear superman shirts. superman wears chuck norris shirts.

[Prism]

chuck norris is so cool and he pwns everyone

[monkeys]

chuck norris doesn not have a chin, onluy another fist

CHUCK NORRIS RULES!!!!

batman for president

[The Arbiter]

Chuck rocks.