Favorite Put-Downs

[ryne661]

"If I were your wife I would poison your coffee!"

"If you were my wife I'd drink it!"

Post some other good put-downs here

[thecraftycat]

to get people u dnt want 2 tak 2 to leave u alone

while there talkin keep insulting there breath

wen they hav somthing to say,tell them u realy dnt care.

whe they talk 2 u, punch them,thyle soon learn

:angel2:

[wazza]

1 of my put downs lately has been, "is your gf blind or does she not actually exist" not a good one i know but when i think of 1 i will let you know

[JoeN]

Don't talk to me like that with my mohawk.
Oh yeah well I'm batman.

[enterpriseki]

i call them kid...
i make fun of how ugly they are even though they could be pretty
i make fun of how weak they are

[skate-fiend]

"Come back when you're IQ is bigger then you're shoe size"
ugh I have so many but I don't feel like thinking right now