Revenge of the Evil Genie.

[Arkacia]

Time for the evil genie to make a come-back :D.

This is one of my favorite games and now we have some new members who might enjoy it too, I'm starting it up again.

Instructions copy/pasted from the original thread.

The evil genie always grants every wish, but with an evil twist :p.

Example

Post A - I wish it would rain today
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Post B - Granted, but it rains so much, your house is washed away, and you end up living under a bridge.

I wish I had a million dollars
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Post C - Granted, but the money comes out of a mobsters bank account, and he sends several large men to visit you

I wish.....etc
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So first wish....

I wish I could fly

[yarnellcg17]

Granted..but in mid flight you run into a Hummingbird that is bent upon shooting you down :eek:
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I wish there were more hours in a day..

[Arkacia]

Granted, but you spend them all at work.

I wish it wasn't so hot and humid.

[JsWoman]

Granted, But your wish causes the next Ice Age.
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I wish my place of work was a hop, skip and a jump from home.

[Arkacia]

Granted, but you lose your job the day after this wish is granted and the only other one you can find is two states away.

I wish I could think up a decent wish.

[yarnellcg17]

Granted..Evil Genies pick tho :D
You've been thinking more and more again that you wish it wasn't hot and humid as it has been lately..and that you wish you could fly..Genies pick is..

Australia has now been relocated..between North America and Europe..
Your flight there will be via a half homicidal..half suicidle Hummingbird...


I wish I had my own Comedy show..

[Arkacia]

Granted, your co host will be Rosanne Barr however :D.

I wish I could win the lottery.

[JsWoman]

Granted, but all you get is an American penny.

I wish I could go traveling.

[yarnellcg17]

Granted..But you pay for all of the Jet Fuel..and all the peanuts on board have been taken by Arkacia...


I wish it was Friday...

[Arkacia]

Granted, but tomorrow is monday.

I wish my cats didn't like to eat all the turkey and would leave me a little bit at least.

[yarnellcg17]

Granted..but after they eat all the Turkey ..they go out and buy you a can of 9 Lives Turkey Flavor Cat food ..because they feel so bad :D

I wish I wasn't warring against other factions right now...


Oh..the cat food is Morris tested and Kitty approved :D

[JoeN]

Granted but you just got life in prison

I wish i could get some sleep.

[yarnellcg17]

Granted, you will sleep til December 23, 2025..by that time Pittsburgh will be heading to their 21st consecutive Superbowl.. :D


I wish spring would arrive on December 26th

[Emptydeath]

granted but in the time warp process the earth is destroyed



I wish i had an xbox 360

[yarnellcg17]

Your wish Granted Emptydeath...

But your Xbox will play nothing more than just PacMan http://www.geniedelalampe.org/News/data/emoticons/evil.gif


I wish I had a better Mattress to sleep on

[JsWoman]

Granted, but you soon find out it's filled with fleas.

I wish my job would give me more hours to work.

[yarnellcg17]

Your Wish granted Js..

http://www.geniedelalampe.org/News/data/emoticons/evil.gif You will work 24/7 and lose track of free timehttp://www.geniedelalampe.org/News/data/emoticons/evil.gif



I wish I could sue Sealy Mattress Company and all their Sheep for all those Fleas

[JsWoman]

Yarnell - You know me working 24/7 wouldn't work with my daughter. If they were to try that I would just quit, so that evil genie granting that one just doesn't work for me. :p

Granted, you sue Seeley and all the sheep, and win, but all you get is a single penny.

I wish all the wars would end, and that there would be peace everywhere, forever after. (Think we're a long time away from that, but I can at least wish for it.)

[yarnellcg17]

Granted.. But not until the year 2797..for which the Earth will endure 1000 years of peace..then go Boom...


I wish I wish I could do a Hostile take over of all of Sealy Mattress stocks

[JsWoman]

Granted, and then Sealy mattress company goes out of business, and you lose all your money.

I wish my head would stop itching.

[yarnellcg17]

Granted.. Gives you Head and Shoulders..not only does it remove scalp itch..
It starts removing the scalp entirely..


I wish I could take evil genies sister out on a date..

[JsWoman]

Granted, and then you find out she's even more evil than Evil Genie, and now you can't ever get rid of her.

I wish the RG Inn Robots replacement pieces would suddenly appear in the Inn.

[yarnellcg17]

Granted...
Suddenly there's a boom because J's wish came true and all the bot's pieces arrived in the Inn, but the money is deducted from her bank account...


I wish I had another Technician to help me with all these parts now

[JsWoman]

Granted, but the technician is another robot, that you need to fix, first. :D

I wish I could make money from sitting and playing at the computer.

[yarnellcg17]

Granted...

You make all your money from the crime games you do online..all for nothing more than IOU's from them :angel2:



Ok..I now wish I had good Tech Support

[JsWoman]

Another robot is granted, that is in better repair, but is missing 1 vital cog that stops it from working.

I don't have a wish, so I can't get messed up. :p

[yarnellcg17]

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/17.gifUh Js Granted..But you have now worried The Evil Geniehttp://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/17.gif


I wish I be a Dumb Criminal

[JsWoman]

A dumb criminal you now are, but by being a dumb criminal you get caught and thrown in jail for the rest of your life.

Yet again, no wish. :D

[yarnellcg17]

Granted Js..

But you dry up everyones wishes in the process..


Wish I could make a wish now

[JsWoman]

Granted, wishes will continue to be granted, evily. :D

I wish Evil Genie would tell us where he came from.

[yarnellcg17]

Granted..

I came from a Land Down Under..but only to make your wishes a Nightmare

I wish I had not heard all that..

[JsWoman]

Granted, but now you can't hear anything.

I wish one of my best friends could come visit.

[yarnellcg17]

Granted..

But the best friend was greeted by Ronja and Rowen and getting frisked by em for security measures...

I wish I could travel The US again...

[JoeN]

Granted. But you'll be traveling by car at 100 Mph with unlimited gas and you can't stop for rest, food, or switch drivers. Enjoy the sites if you can see them.

I wish I would've signed up for more classes...
(really i should have transfered to Pitt stupid me :mad: )

[Emptydeath]

granted but now all your classes have to do with advanced triganometry


I wish the evil genie would stop twisting my wishes

[yarnellcg17]

Granted Emptydeath..

For now on out.. your wishes will come to you in a Evily Straight Manner.. ;)

Oh yeah I remember now Empty..you had a wish to be tall.. :angel2:

Poof!!..Your are now 8 Feet tall...You may now when you take your girl out to the Drive in Movie..Get a car with some Mega Head room :D
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I wish the Cloudiness for the past several days would give way to some sun :)

[devil.child]

Granted, but you get horribly sunburned.

I wish I could get to sleep :(

[donkey720]

Granted, but you sleep through a nuclear war and be the only person on Earth ending up in suicide from lonliness

I wish I knew everything

[livi]

You magically know everything but you correct people so often that people become annoyed and you live a lonely life.

I wish everyone fancied me

[squall leonh]

wish granted but they fight over you so much they decide to cut u into 500,000,000,000 peices

i wish the evil genie was a good genie and that he couldnt twist this wish around

[Zeladine]

granted... he was so nice, the evil bit came out shaped like a chocolate bar and he swallowed it and he became even more evil and you are now a bit of dust on the floor.

I wish the Girl I fancied fancied me

[supermario]

Granted, but alas, the evil genie has waited too long.

I wish that the Evil Genie will appear more.