Fav Pick Up Lines

[born2act]

i just ate a bag of skittles so would you like to taste the rainbow :p

[rokuta]

did it hurt? when you fell from heaven?

[born2act]

that's a old one lol but it still works lol anyone else have any

[rokuta]

Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

Take a screw with you and put it in your pocket. Then, when a girl comes up to you, offer her the screw and say, "Wanna screw?"

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.


how are these?

[HinesDaMan]

Did you spill glass cleaner on yourself? Because I can see me in your pants

Hey, I like that shirt, mind If I check the tag? (Then check the tag in the back of her shirt, turn, smile and say) Yep, just like I thought "Made of 100% Angel"

[rokuta]

Do you have a mirror in your pants? Cuz i can see myself in them

If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

Do you know why the sky is so gray? All the blue is in your eyes.

Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...

I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there.

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!


what about these?

[queeny]

say are you tired? cos youve been running through my mind all day.

hey there.........how much?

[JsWoman]

My favorite pick up line was used by my husband, when we first met.

I was showing one of my guy friends, at a bar that I frequented almost every weekend, my tattoo, and he was showing me mine. When that conversation ended he went in to talk with one of his other friends. Then he went, "So when am I going to see it?" ("It" being my tattoo)

[lieandie]

I like the thing from fantastic 4...when the nurse takes his temp. Nurse: Wow, you're hot...the guy: Thank you, so are you.

[JsWoman]

That's cute. Haven't seen the fantastic 4, but heard it's supposed to be really good.

[Baller]

Did you ****? Because you blow me away.

Can I have your number? I seem to have lost mine.

Theres something on your butt... my eyes.

[JsWoman]

Interesting pick-up lines, Baller. They don't show any real sensitivity for a woman, though, and just say that you want to ---- them. (You can put your own interpretation there) If that's what you are wanting to get, and only that, then you're on thr right track, but that doesn't work if you are actually wanting a relationship. Just some ideas from a female.

[blazingeyes]

My ex boyfriend said to me about a month ago..

::Can you give me back my broom so I can sweep you off your feet again?::

I said no.

I also like the one...

::If I told you that you have a nice body, would you hold it against me::

[JsWoman]

Those are good ones. The second one isn't very original, but I've never heard the one that your ex said, before.

I haven't heard a pick-up line in like 3.5 years, so I don't know what my favorite one is, anymore. :eek:

[b65ran]

Thanks for sharing those in here.

[Melodrama]

my favorite is .

is your dad a terrorist ? cuz you DA bomb

[brownpossom]

Go up to two girls standing beside each other and say **mod edit**.....or do I" muh ha ha ha

[Arkacia]

Ok, I think this thread has outlived its usefullness and I for one am getting a bit tired of editing the inoppropriate comments ;).

Time to put this puppy to sleep :).

**Closed**