Simplelife 2 - A forum RPG

[Tink111287]

This is a forum RPG, where all members have the chance to contribute to the story.
Its easy, just read the last post in the thread, and take the story from there, adding your part.
Have fun with it, lets see how many crazy situations we can get these rich, spoiled, pampered girls into :D.

If you're Paris Hilton or Nicole Richie, life on the road isn't likely to be any simpler the second time around.

After their experiences last year as temporary members of a family in rural Arkansas, the socialite friends drive coast-to-coast in an Airstream trailer -- made even more cramped by the cameras and microphones monitoring their every move -- as the unscripted series "The Simple Life 2: Road Trip" premieres Wednesday, June 16, on FOX.

The glamour-sensitive young women leave their credit cards and cell phones behind again, and bring their dogs Tinkerbell and Honey along, as they set out from Miami Beach, Fla., en route back to Beverly Hills, Calif.


(Story Continues Below...)

[Arkacia]

but five miles outside Miami beach, they hear the unmistakable sounds of a flat tyre. Nicole pulls over to the side of the road, and both girls get out to survey the damage. The tyre is not only flat, its completly shredded. The girls are completly lost, neither one of them has the slightest notion what to do, After five minutes of just staring at the tyre, Paris comes up with a wonderful idea....to stand at the side of the road, and flag down the next motorist that comes along, "surely some nice, good looking man will stop and help two helpless women", she thinks. Paris plants herself on the side of the road, under a shady tree, and waits....and waits....and waits. Finally, a car is coming, she starts waving her hands, and makes sure the driver can see her. The car slows, stops, the door opens and.....

[Shaggy]

...any old man with no teeth pops his wrinkely head out and says."Looks like you girls are having car problems!" Paris and Nikki turn to one another and laugh. "No sir we are fine.." they say. The man stares at them and the camreas behind the girls and thne speeds off! Paris and Nikki...still laughing, look att he camreas and say.." did you get that." After sometime looking at the film, another car pulls up. Paris was the car down and they also stop. The person driving the car rolls down their window and......

[alimhill]

the head of mavis davis emerges impaled on a barb. both girls begin to faint when another head pops out and says "sorry for that just a silly joke can I help you with your car. you appear to be having trouble, again the girls wave away the assistance. the car begins to drive off. about 100 yards up the road the car pulls over and ........

[Arkacia]

out gets the most good looking, hansome man the girls have ever seen. "Get a close up of him", whispers Nicole to the cameraman urgently. The hansome stranger gives both the girls and the camera several dubious looks, but finally southern hospitality wins over his misgivings, and he speaks, in a soft southern drawl " You will have to forgive my manager, he's a yankee, and just does'nt understand how things are done here in the south. A gentleman never leaves a lady, or ladies, in distress.
"Looks like you ladies need a hand here?", he says. "Oh yes", says Paris, "the tyre is flat, and we don't know how to change it". "Well never you mind about that", he says, "I'll have that changed for you in a few minutes", my name is Cain by the way. "I'm Paris and she's Nicole", gushes Paris, "well nice to meet you both", says Cain, "now ladies, show me your spare, and I'll take care of this tyre for you".....

[psikid@cox.net]

paris says she doesn't know were the spare tire is. so cain has to look for it and after he looks he finds out there isn't any spare tires. so he gets up and laughs in their faces and walks away from the scene to his car. then a huge...........

[yarnellcg17]

Nikki then suddenly notices what Paris was up to, when she said, she had no clue as to where the spare tire was, :rolleyes: as Nikki then follows Cain to his car. Paris noticed that glow in her eye :eek: and she says to herself why that little vixen is trying to put a move on Cain..why that's just not fair because I saw him first..I will just have to fix Nikki for that not so nice move onto a man I saw and liked first. :angel2:

[JsWoman]

Paris runs after Nikki, jumps on her back, and starts slapping and screaming at her for trying to steal her man. Cain looks on with interest, but doesn't try to step between them, or break them up. The manager, finally noticing the scuffle, steps out of the car, and he is...

[yarnellcg17]

in shock by what he witnessing..with 2 women going at it like 2 cats going at it with their tails tied together.. But uh oh.. he ducks..as Paris takes off Nikkis shoe and wizzes at her..only to miss nearly hit the manager..He then decides to..

[JsWoman]

Duck, grab Cain, and make a run for it, before the 2 crazy girls hurt someone besides each other. The camera crew continues rolling.

After the car is gone over the crest of the hill, the 2 girls calm down. Paris then goes around the opposite side of the car, and rolls out the spare tire. Then they sit and wait for another passing motorist to stop and help them.

[yarnellcg17]

Now Nikki says to Paris..Ok Paris!!..now we are back to square 1, and do you know why it is we are back to square 1 Paris?! Because of your..
Ok!OK! says Paris exclaims..so I got a bit carried away with myself..I mean he was.. well you know..
No Paris I do not know..I do know that we cannot let our brains get mushy when we are helpless out here with a flat..
Ok Nikki..and what were you thinking about Cain?
Huh? Huh?

[JsWoman]

I was thinking that he was the sexiest thing I had seen for a goodly while, and I wanted to jump him. So sue me. Now, our bigger problem is to figure out how to change this stupid flat so we can get out of here. I want a perrier, and I forgot to pack one.

Just after that, another car pulled over to the side. You ladies look like you could use some help fixing that flat. Mind if I give you a hand?

Honestly, Nikki says, you could be the ugliest person in the world, and I wouldn't turn down your help. We've been standing here for the better part of 2 hours, hoping that someone would be able to give us a hand.

The gentleman, who turned out to be almost as good looking as Cain, stepped out of his car, shrugged out of his suit jacket, rolled up the sleeves of his shirt, and got to work on breaking the lugnuts from the tyre. Before too much longer, the new one was in place. There you go, ladies, he says. All fixed.

Nikki and Paris are both standing there, seeminly drooling over the man. Are you hungry? Paris asked. We were on our way to get some lunch when that thing popped. It would make us happy if you would accompany us, so we can repay you for your kindness.

[yarnellcg17]

Well ladies that is very kind of you and all, had lunch just a while ago with my wife and I am about to head back to the office..but I really do thank you for that offer..
Nikki and Paris are..

[JsWoman]

Shocked that a man could turn them down. Didn't he know who they were? And who cares if he's married, they just wanted to thank him by giving him lunch, but it's his loss.

Ok, Nikki says, sorry that it couldn't work out that we are able to thank you, properly, but if you could leave us a number with which to get back to you with, maybe in the next couple of weeks we could get together and Paris and I could treat you and your wife to dinner in thanks to the service you have done us.

That's mighty nice of you, ladies, but there really is no need to thank me. Knowing that you will be able to go on your way, safely, is all the thanks I need. Well, then. I'll be on my way, now. With that, he climbed back into his car, and drove off.

[yarnellcg17]

Paris says, well Nikki, I guess we are on our way once again now that our tire is fixed. Yes Paris we are at that, was a shame that guy had a wife and had lunch already. Yeah well Nikki I guess that really made your day, Huh?
Ok Paris, where is that question leading to now..Well Nikki, your eyes were looking kind of flooded. What and yours wasn't any Paris? says Nikki.
Well I do have...

[JsWoman]

A little bit of dust in my eyes. So where are we going to go eat lunch at? I could really use a Perrier, right now.

[yarnellcg17]

Well I think.. Please if you are going to think..make sure it is a productive thought..Paris what is soooo wrong with you? I mean you are not being so nice as of late and I'm sorry I do some of the selfish things I do..
Well Nikki I am..

[JsWoman]

With that, Nikki and Paris both shut up and started giving each other the silent treatment. Meanwhile the cameras are still rolling.

[yarnellcg17]

In the meantime while Nikki and Paris are in their silent treatment mode..The producers are having cows..because the silent treatment doesn't go with the script..
Nikki..Paris..would you 2 get out of yourselves long enough to..

[JsWoman]

No, Bob. If she can't grow up, I don't want to talk to her anymore, Paris says into her cell phone.

Nikki grabs the phone from Paris and says, She's the one that needs to grow up. I swear, she's drooling over every man that goes by. Wouldn't be surprised if she tried going for one of the cameramen.

Just stop at the closest restaraunt, and get something to eat. You both get quite cranky when you haven't gotten any food for awhile.

[yarnellcg17]

Nikki?
Yeah Paris?
He's right..lets just get something to eat..
Ok, I will pull into this IHOPS..
Now that is something we both can........

[JsWoman]

do. Hey, Nikki, do you think they have any perrier water, here?

Probably not, but we can look. If not, I suppose you'll have to settle for something else.

They pull into the lot, turn the car off, turn the car alarm on, and walk into the IHOP. How many will there be, today? 5?

No, just 2, that's our camera crew, and they aren't allowed to take a break until the camera goes off.

Oh, says the IHOP greeter, looking confused, if you say so. Right this way, then.

[yarnellcg17]

Wow Paris?
Wow what Nikki?

Did you see the way that waiter was eyeing us.. No not really Nikki..I'm more into eyeballing all this food right now ..as I am very starved.. and is the only thing I can think about right at this moment..
Jeesh Paris! what is getting into you now? I mean you never really cared so much about lifes seriousness and now you have done a total ....

[JsWoman]

Oh, shut up. I'm trying to eat here. Drink your sugar free iced tea, and leave me in peace, already. With that, she goes back to eating her food and NIkki keeps eyeing the male waitstaff.

Hey, aren't you 2 those celebrity girls?? Umm... Pauses to get the names in his head, Nikki and Paris Hilton??

[yarnellcg17]

Why yes we are, is there anything we can do for you? Well uh yes..I am a really great fan of you both, would like very much if I could get an autograph from the both of you gals. Paris then says, Well sure baby doll , she then signs her name on his paid dinner ticket, but also secretly puts her cell phone # down with a time to call for a meet up.. she then looks toward Nikki and looks to him with a shhhhhh..don't say nothing..
Nikki?
Yes Paris?
This kind fellow wants your autograph, I gave him mine so now you're next to give him yours.. Oh ok Paris! as Nikki looks around to see who it was, she then says...

[JsWoman]

Do you have something for me to write it on, Darling? And what was your name, again?

Umm.. Mark, my name is Mark. he says as he hands her another piece of paper for her to write on.

Ok, thank you, Mark. Then signs it, and puts her personal number down, as well, thinking that she was the only one to think about it.

Oh, thanks. Thanks so much, Marks says after he looks at both the autographs, then turns and walks back over to his buddies, showing them both autographs, but keeping the numbers covered so he would be the only one to get in touch with them.

[yarnellcg17]

My oh my Nikki
My oh my what Paris?
That Mark is one fine looking specimen..
Ok Paris if you say so..right now the only fine specimen here is what is on my plate.. Yeah right..don't give me that line Nikki..Nikki then says..Hey when it comes to food I can control my urges..Unlike you as I see how you eat and you look at your food in the same way you do men..very drooly..
Nikki you have become sooooo much of a brat lately..I have become.. what did you say?.................

[JsWoman]

Oh, whatever, Paris. I can control all of my hungers, when I want to. :p

Yeah, ok.. Grow up, already. I mean, seriously.. You're how old, now? 16?

[yarnellcg17]

No Nikki I'm not 16..I'm 29 and am not as bratty at my age as you have become..atleast I can say I'm 29 unlike you..due in part you are older than I..
Ok Paris.. but you can see why I called you a brat..so HA! HA! Hardy Ha!!
Aren't you going to eat that egg? No not in the mood now Nikki..ok if you don't want it then..Sure Nikki be my guest..I have lost all appetite..and now...