The RG Ring: Knockout Challenge!

[pollovivo]

Oookay! If you want war, we've got war. Here at The RG Ring, you can use whatever weapons you want and declare war on whomever you want.

Rules:
1. No offensive talk, or Judge Pollo'll bring on a righteous smackdown. :angry:
2. No attacking until a challenge is accepted.
3. To keep the thread uncluttered, please challenge through the personal message system, and not the thread directly.
4. No hitting below the belt. If the opponent isn't wearing a belt, pretend it's there anyways.
5. Try not to make it too graphic for the rest of our sakes.

So, before we begin, ask yourself... feelin' lucky punk? :p

And with that... let the warring begin!

[supermario]

I'm confused... is this like an arcade challenge type thing, or just declare war on a fellow Random Games competitor and how would this be decided?

[pollovivo]

Yes, yes it is... :p

Just kidding! It's the latter of the two. As for your second question, Judge Pollo will declare a winner (assuming there is one...) :D

[Baller]

what if judge pollo gets challenged and beat up and rushed to the hospital

[supermario]

I would celebrate for one, lol... sorry pollo, couldn't resist. :D

[Every1sHero]

Wait. War as in medieval stuff, or a war of words and intellect: a debate setting?

[supermario]

only pollo knows this... any word from the judge?

[Freakums]

i challange ther oppresor, baldie!
pistols at dawn, opr swords at midnight?
or . . ..?

[Baldie]

Freakums, Freakums , Freakums, What I do is merely for the betterment of your grasp of the English language.
I am sure that I am not the only one who would like you to put, inplace, a coherent posting system, one that ALL members can read and understand.
However if in your Conspiracy Theory ridden intelect, you feel that you are being unjustly oppressed, then I feel that in order to alleviate your fears I have an alternative proposal to put forward, one you could possibly enjoy less than the current one.
A three part challenge the parts of which I shall list shortly.
However as from now maybe I should extend the misspelt post rule to ALL areas of this Forum :D :D :evil: :evil: :D :D

[pollovivo]

I was going for the more medieval, barbaric sort of battle :D
If I am challenged and massacred :rolleyes: , I'll leave the judging to a Mod or Shaggy.

Let the first challenge begin! Freakums vs. Baldie!

[Freakums]

welll, balduie would prefer to post his challengem, therefore it still leaves me to accept his rules, pollovivo!
but for now, i'll just aim this giant cannon at baldie, eh?

[Baldie]

Rules are simple, all weapons allowed, NO GOD MODE, Sneak attacks permitted. :evil:

So saying:Baldie aims a Flamethrower at Freakums and Fires :D :evil: :D

[Freakums]

Freakums runs, notciing that the convient flamethrower has already lit the fuse of the cannonn for him!
heads up, Baldie! Or rather,. Heads off, eh?
oh, and sionce that wasn;t really an action:
freakums pulls out an inviso cloak and wears it.

[Baldie]

To start with I will say Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam you little insignifigant piece of gagh :D :D
Have you failed to notice I wear armour and your puny cannon holds no fear for me. :D :D
/me throws bag of flour around, and seeing Freakums outline :D :D
/me swings Bat'leth at Freakums head :D :D
Qapla'

[Freakums]

whats with all thr nonsense words?
/me pretends to eb ignorant

alrighty then, i start off with sendign my snowmen of doom at you, this turn!
then, i start to dodge wildly! GhnNANANANANANANA!

[Baldie]

Snowmen, SNOWMEN give me a break :D :D
/Me drops Bat'leth and picks up flamethrower :evil:
/Me uses Flamethrower on snowmen and send remains to the Inn's icemaking machine :D :D
/Me casts iaculum (Romam Gladiators Net) at Freakums :D :D
There that should slow you up :D :D

[HinesDaMan]

Man, what is with all the Smiley faces and messed up words? Freakums, polish this guy off.

[Freakums]

/me brings out tyhe shoe polish:D:D
hold still, will you, bloodnok?
*squeak, squeak*
there! shiny and just like new!:D:D
now, you will be pleased to klnow that certain chemicals within the snowmen makes it a rather dry-ish type of ice, one thta melts, actually, with cold!:D:D
you woill be pleased to knwo that my snowmen of doom are still after you and harder then ever!:D:D
niow, as for that pesky net?
DODGE WIL:DLY!!!:D:D
MEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!
for myaction this turn, i decide to toss you a match, here, ctach it ... . :D:D
WITH YOUR FACE! HA hA!!!!
i need mpore coffeee . . .COOODFFFFEEEEE!!!!!:D:D
EDIT:OMG, i just got a too many smilies warnign thingy . . . this can;t be right!

[Baldie]

OK here we go again :D :D
/Me uses match to light a candle :D :D
/Me sends a horde of Evil Care Bears after Freakums :evil: :evil:

You can run but you cant hide :D :D
Qapla'

[supermario]

I challenge pollovivo to a duel...

EDIT: If I can't beat this thread, oh what the heck, join it...

[pollovivo]

At this point I wouldn't want to be messing with a Care Bear horde, so to stop the terror, I give victory to baldie, and treat to a keg of Guiness at the RG Inn.

But... will there be a rematch in the future?

Oh, and supermario, it's on.

I begin with the mindless swinging a VERY big club with nails in it in super's general direction :D :angry: .

[supermario]

Fortunately, supermario is a good dodger, and uses his avatar to start firing tennis serves at you...

[Freakums]

i challen ge baldie to a rematch!
( you all knew it was coming!)
sorry for not challengign in pms, biut it seems to me that it could get confusoing!

[pollovivo]

no problem it was more of just a suggestion, although you may want to wait until me and supermario are do... AHH! :eek: Tennis balls! Nooooooooooooooo!!! :eek: *drowning in tennis balls*

Fortunately, I happen to have my inflatable raft and harpoon gun :mad: ... ready... aim... FIRE!!!

*NOTE* The ring is now caged during matches for the general safety of the public...

[Freakums]

hey! you8 ended oiur match prematureely! if yuou ahd waited, i had a secret wepaonm to kill all the vil care bears!

[pollovivo]

Sorry, I believe I've just beaten super, so you and baldie may continue the battle that I hadn't realized wasn't over...

[Freakums]

wait till mario posts to say you;bve won, mario! i coulda sworn i'd won before his evil care bears and the appasement! ^_^

[queeny]

i challenge donkey 720, that is... if he is man enoutgh to take me...
BRING IT ON!!!!