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Mick
02-08-2005, 06:43 AM
Have you ever done something really silly or funny in your life? I'm sure everyone has done something in their life they can look back on and laugh.

This goes back a few years... when I was young and foolish :D

I was driving a 13ft aluminium boat back from the club, heading home with a friend. It was dark and our torch went flat on the way back so we couldn't see that well. I knew the river well enough to get home but there were a few channel markers that had no lights on them. For those who don't know boats, the channel marker has a coloured light(Red or Green) so you know which side of the marker you should go.

As we got near a marker, I went the wrong side and the motor started to splutter and slow(we were going about 80kmh) so I casually stopped the motor and grabbed an oar thinking we were in shallow water. When I looked over the side I saw we were high and dry on the mud, so we had to get out and push the boat back to the water.

Because of the speed we were doing and the slippery soft mud, we ended up 10 metres away from the water and the mud was nearly waist deep when we got out of the boat. What made it harder was we were both laughing so much we couldn't push the boat properly.

We eventually made it home, covered in mud and definately ready for a drink :D

garynightingale
02-08-2005, 01:58 PM
ill tell you a funny story
my cat brought in a pigeon and i tried to grab it BUT to no aveil.
THE CAT SPAT IT OUT AND LEFTBLOOD ON CARPET.
funny story

another funny story when i scratch the back of my cats tail it has a sort of orgasm and starts goin spastic

ill tell u another one
MY TEACHER FANCIES ME AND I SLEPT WITH HER
no im joking
heres a funny one
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no seriously now a funny story
a man walked into a bar one day with his loving wife and said go get me a drink, she went to get him one when she heard a door slam
he ahd ran off with his other half and with her passport n money
HAHAHAHAHA :S

Edit Please don't mulit post, read the rules and read the first post in a thread, not just the title to get a good idea what it is about!

donkey720
04-04-2005, 03:43 PM
my dog jumped in a nearby resovoir on a walk , caught a fish and swallowed it whole

Ronied
01-05-2008, 07:37 PM
no funny storys just that simiple

Samnharrod
01-29-2008, 01:03 PM
mine is probably just farting really loud in school