View Full Version : What would you do if......
Arkacia
11-20-2004, 03:35 AM
As usual, this game is stolen from somewhere else :D.
Its pretty easy to play.
Poster 1 asks what the next person would do in a certain situation.
Example
Post 1
What would you do if, you came home and found your family had moved?
Post 2
I would throw a huge party, and not invite them.
What would you do if a circus decided to set up on your front lawn?
Post 3
I would make them give me free tickets and balloons as rent
What would you do etc
So first question
What would you do if your car started talking to you?
I'd think I was David Hasselhoff..... :D
For those younger people, David Hasselhoff starred as Michael Knight in an '80s TV show called Knight Rider which co-starred a talking black car.
What would you do if you woke up with a ghost standing near your bed?
psikid@cox.net
11-20-2004, 09:07 AM
i would take a picture of it.
what would you do if you were slap by younger person?
Shaggy
11-20-2004, 03:17 PM
Slap them back and hope they liked it....:D
What would you do if you were stuck in quick sand....
Arkacia
11-20-2004, 11:06 PM
I'd hope that Lawrence of Arabia arrived on a white horse in time to rescue me :).
What would you do if a flock of birds decided to move into your house?
I'd get an attack cat..... :D
What would you do if you came across a formula 1 car sitting there with the keys in it?
psikid@cox.net
11-21-2004, 08:53 AM
i'd take the car and sell it on ebay
what would you do if your cat jumped on your lap while sitting on your couch and cut the cheese in your face?
Shaggy
11-21-2004, 04:30 PM
Laugh my but off... :D
What would you do it you were hanging on on a side of a cliff by a root of a tree?
psikid@cox.net
11-22-2004, 06:51 AM
hold on and try to find footing
what would you do if you saw a $100 dollar bill under a tire of a park semi?
Arkacia
11-24-2004, 04:23 PM
Look for the filmcrew, that would have to be a Candid camera scenario :D.
What would you do if your computer became sentient and would'nt let you play games anymore, because it thinks they are a waste of time?
Shaggy
11-24-2004, 04:27 PM
Throw it out the window....
What would you do if you had your hair caught in a door jam, it was locked and you didn't have the key, and you had to go to the bathroom BAD!!!
psikid@cox.net
11-24-2004, 06:49 PM
pull my hair out of the door
what would you do if you found a dead emu in your driveway?
Arkacia
11-25-2004, 04:36 AM
Throw a BBQ for the neighbourhood, and make a big street party out of it.
What would you do if you won the lottery, but could'nt find the ticket?
psikid@cox.net
11-25-2004, 09:55 AM
i would look for it and if didn't find it i guess i would be screwed.
what would you do if you were cooking a turkey an all of a sudden it to life and started gobbling in the oven?
Arkacia does emu taste good?
Arkacia
11-25-2004, 05:23 PM
I'd turn the heat up to high, and wonder how it could gobble without its internal organs, or head :D.
What would you do if you came into your lounge room on xmas morning, and found Santa Clause asleep under the xmas tree?
psikid, I have never eaten emu meat (though it is available in select places these days), so don't know what it tastes like. I refuse to eat an animal that is on Australia's coat of arms, so kangaroo is off the menu for me too :D:D.
Give him a boot in the backside..
What would you do if the world was going to end tomorrow
psikid@cox.net
11-26-2004, 09:39 AM
break some laws like driving under age and stuff
what would you do if your mother sent you to your room at the age 25 years old?
Shaggy
11-26-2004, 11:53 AM
Cry and yell all the way to my room.. :D
What would you do if you had your choice of a free Playstation or a free XBox, and you could only choose one?
psikid@cox.net
11-26-2004, 06:02 PM
i would take the xbox because playstaions are old.
what would you do if you had to pick between halo 2, GTA: san adreas, or a nintendo DS you could only have one of the three.
Shaggy
12-07-2004, 09:41 PM
Tell everyone, andthne have fun driving luxury cars, living in great pads. Because everyone paniced and left. :)
What would you do if you had the choice of eatting worms, or jumping into freezing cold water for 10 mins?
Thats easy.... eat the worms... they are actually supposed to be alright to eat... ive seen it on TV a few times :D cold water can kill you in 10 mins.
What would you do if you had a chance to fly to the moon...... in a ship that had never been launched before... would you risk it?
Shaggy
12-08-2004, 12:42 AM
Nope....rather see it on TV.. :)
Lets say you had a chance to become a famous movie star, but make no money or you are given a chance to have $1,000,000 american dollars if you don't take the first option.
What would you choose?? :)
Arkacia
12-08-2004, 12:58 PM
I'd take the money because having the press watching my every move, because I'm famous, would drive me completely nuts :D.
What would you do if an alien spaceship landed in your backyard?
psikid@cox.net
12-08-2004, 03:06 PM
take a shot gun and ask "what is your business here"?
what would you do if a person took a $100 bill from you and rip in your face?
Shaggy
12-08-2004, 05:52 PM
Knock them out, take their money, and tape up the $100 bill they tore up.. :D
What would you take if you had to choose between a $1,000,000 home or 4 $250,000 homes?
psikid@cox.net
12-08-2004, 07:05 PM
i would choose the 4 houses because then i have different houses to go to
what would you do if you had to choose between a pepsi or coke-cola?
TimidAngel
12-08-2004, 07:49 PM
pick the coke. pepsi makes me crazy.
what would you do if you found out your best friend had to move around the world?
Arkacia
12-10-2004, 02:33 AM
Support him/her, spend a lot of time with him/her before they had to leave, and see them off at the airport (this actually happened to me while I was in high school).
What would you do if you were at a stag/hen party, and the stripper turned out to be your girlfriend/boyfriend?
take a shot gun and ask "what is your business here"?
good one....lol :D
Dump them straight away, I couldnt be with someone who either lies or deceives you.
What would you do if your boss had a daughter/son that you really like and he/she came on to you
psikid@cox.net
12-12-2004, 08:42 AM
i would secretlty go out with her until go to dangerous and my job was in jeopardy
what would you if a chicken hop on your lap and laid an egg
( i would make breakfast mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........)
cook the egg for breakfast and keep the chicken for more eggs
What would you do if it snowed so much you couldn't leave the house for a week?
psikid@cox.net
12-15-2004, 02:30 PM
then i wouldn't leave the house for week.
what would you do if your house was destroyed when you came home from a vacation?
fighting_falcon_926
12-23-2004, 09:50 AM
stay on vacation
What would you do if you woke up with superpowers
psikid@cox.net
12-23-2004, 10:05 AM
use them of course
what would you do if u had one choice between a glass of water or a glass of soda
donkey720
12-26-2004, 03:47 PM
Take Both
what would you do if your tv broke?
Shaggy
12-26-2004, 06:24 PM
Buy a new one.
What would you do if you had no arms and no legs?
Arkacia
12-28-2004, 02:42 AM
be very frustrated, until I learned to use artificial limbs.
What would you do if it started raining real cats and dogs?
Stay indoors...
What would you do if you could fly like a bird?
Arkacia
01-28-2005, 06:48 AM
I'd fly south for the summer, and try to find some cooler weather :D.
What would you do if the producers of Big Brother turned up on your doorstep and told you they wanted to use your house for this years show?
cheese is so good
01-28-2005, 01:42 PM
i wood faint
what wood u do if you were asked to sing in front of a live adiance of 3000000 people
I would mime the song..... why not, the pros do it
What would you do if a Morman/Jehovahs witness came knocking on you door at 7.00am on a Sunday?
Arkacia
01-28-2005, 05:21 PM
Put Kevin Bloody Wilson's song "The festival of light" on full volume, and watch them run away screaming :D:D.
What would you do if the internet closed down world wide forever?
Put Kevin Bloody Wilson's song "The festival of light" on full volume, and watch them run away screaming :D:D.
ha ha ha ha ... thats good, I don't know that song but I know Kevin Bloody Wilson well enough to get the idea :D
What would you do if the internet closed down world wide forever?
I would set up local games rooms
What would you save if your house was burning and you only had time to get one thing? PS- All people and pets are already out of the house
little lolly
01-30-2005, 01:55 PM
i would save my mobile phone and my fav teddy
what would you do if the world had no electricity?
sepia
02-03-2005, 03:21 PM
I would hope I could find a wood stove and a kerosene lamp
What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and found out everything you thought was real, was actually a dream?
Arkacia
02-03-2005, 03:32 PM
I'd make a nice early appointment to go and see my psychiatrist :D
What would you do if your pets decided they would rather live with the neighbour, and kept running away from home?
Give the neighbour a bowl, some pet food and tell them not to forget to worm the pets as well :D
What would you do if your neighbours dog keeps doing it's business on your lawn
Arkacia
02-07-2005, 02:24 AM
I'd send in an attack cat to teach it a lesson in toilet training :D.
What would you do if you were chosen to compete on the next idol show?
I would go but I would last very long :D
What would you do if you found 1 million dollars in you bank account?
irish_vampire
02-08-2005, 09:05 AM
I would in vest half and blow the rest on cars and bikes
:D :rolleyes:
what would u do if u woke up 2moro and u were the onli person alive in the world but there were courpses evrywhere?
:D :rolleyes:
little piggy
02-12-2005, 08:34 AM
scream and run around in circles
what would you do if you woke up 1 morning and you were floating around in mars!!!
psikid@cox.net
02-20-2005, 01:34 PM
i would eat all of the candy mmmm...
what would you do if arnold swhazzennager knock on your door?
I would say "I'll be back" and close the door :D
What would you do if aliens came knocking at your door?
Mantzaros
02-23-2005, 11:38 AM
I would calmly say they were mistaken from house and tell them that the person they're looking for is probably living next door.
What would you do if you were offered a famous, rich and popular life without any privacy?
psikid@cox.net
02-23-2005, 05:42 PM
i would buy my privacy
What would you do if you were at a zoo and a exotic bird crap on your head?
Freakums
02-25-2005, 05:35 PM
I would catch the brid and throw it in the lions den.
what if computers became illegal in your country?
Arkacia
02-26-2005, 05:08 AM
I'd rediscover the joys of the playstation.
What would you do if you were invited to a family dinner with the Osbournes?
mrmalaki
02-26-2005, 11:16 AM
get ****** and go!
What would you do if you woke up and u were the opposite gender to what you are at the moment
Edit No drug references please, this is a site for all ages and we do not encourage drug use
Freakums
02-26-2005, 05:43 PM
I'd still be unsure!
what woyuld you do if randomgame slost all its popularity, and , in a moment of kindness, DarkLady made Randomgames ,Oldgames Arcade?!?
Arkacia
03-15-2005, 03:52 AM
I'd be speechless with shock, as DL is'nt an admin at OG anymore, and does'nt have the access :p:D.
What would you do if your doctor told you that you only have a week to live?
Freakums
03-15-2005, 07:27 PM
I would get a new doctor! one with a less harmful humour!
what wouod you do if I conquered all the scores in the arcade???
I would delete them all!!!:D:D.......just kidding
what would you do if I deleted all your scores?
Mantzaros
03-16-2005, 05:14 AM
I'd do nothing. Not like I had any scores there in the first place. :o
What'd you do, should you find out you have a secret admirer?
pollovivo
03-16-2005, 07:38 AM
Run in fear!
What would you do if you found out that you were half-locust?
Freakums
03-16-2005, 06:14 PM
I'd eat the famrers of america out of business!
what would you do if you had a little borther half as annoying as mine?!?!
Arkacia
03-16-2005, 11:15 PM
Cover him in stamps, write an address on his forehead, and post him to Finland :D.
(I don't have a younger brother half an annoying as yours, I have two, who were twice as annoying as yours :D)
What would you do if Bill Gates gave you the whole Microsoft corporation?
pollovivo
03-17-2005, 07:08 AM
burn it and release a modified firefox as Internet Explorer 7.0
(I'd still keep the money :D)
what what you do if... you were given a million dollars on the street?
Freakums
03-17-2005, 07:55 PM
I'd use it to launch every business idea I have! do you kknow how much a million dollars is here? (my house costs 1000$) (my mom bought a car once for 20$ here, too)
what would you do if I went ona wild killing streak?
pollovivo
03-21-2005, 07:03 AM
I would flee to the moon and create an anti maniacal killer defense system :D
What would you do if you lost your sense of taste?
supermario
03-21-2005, 07:43 AM
Cut out my tongue.:p
What would you do if you found yourself on an alien planet with your oxygen running out?
Freakums
03-21-2005, 05:57 PM
I would hodl my breath for ten mionutes ata time to avid runnign out of air :p
what woudl you do if you found yourself beside a real "heart of gold"? (hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy)
pollovivo
03-22-2005, 06:58 AM
auction it off for millions :D $$ :D
what would if you learned the meaning of life?
Freakums
03-22-2005, 06:43 PM
I do already . . .. its 42!
I would look for thw question
what woudl you dfo if I brought the bar exploratriosn to the RG INN?
Arkacia
03-23-2005, 05:50 AM
I'd be very interested in reading them :).
What would you do if coffee and tea disappeared off the face of the earth forever?
HinesDaMan
03-23-2005, 07:11 AM
I would buy out the Pepsi-Cola company and drink all the Mountain Dew left in reserve
What would you do if you you could no longer function below the neck?
pollovivo
03-23-2005, 07:33 AM
Have somebody shoot me to end the sheer misery...
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
HinesDaMan
03-23-2005, 07:39 AM
Anything and Everything it took...
What would you do if America became Communist?
pollovivo
03-23-2005, 07:40 AM
Flee to Australia
What would you do if you were on the FBI's most wanted list
supermario
03-23-2005, 07:44 AM
Flee to Australia :-P
What would you do if you had to flee to Australia?
HinesDaMan
03-23-2005, 04:47 PM
Thank God
What would you do if you suddenly had the ability to become invisible?
supermario
03-24-2005, 07:00 AM
Pull a ton of practical jokes... :p
What would you do if suddenly you became a "giant", twice your normal size and height?
pollovivo
03-24-2005, 07:02 AM
Smash all the little people :D
What would you do if you where exiled from your home country?
(No fleeing to Australia!!! :p )
supermario
03-24-2005, 07:15 AM
I would go to some remote place on earth that nobody cares about, and establish my OWN country...
What would you do if you lost all material for a major presentation an hour before giving it?
HinesDaMan
03-24-2005, 02:56 PM
Make up EVERYTHING, and when I say everything, I mean the topic, the research, the time spent collecting data, your name, etc.
What would you do if all you were able to eat were Protein shakes and Cucumbers?
Freakums
03-24-2005, 06:17 PM
kill myself!
what wopuld you do if I made a 100% correctly spelled post?
supermario
03-25-2005, 10:36 AM
Note it in history :p
What would you do if you were forced to live in the Sahara for a year, with no water or food?
Freakums
03-25-2005, 05:48 PM
create as time machine!
what would you do if you suddenyl uindrestood my typing perfectly?
supermario
03-26-2005, 07:55 PM
Once again, note it in history... :p
What would you do if you built a time machine and it got stuck in 1857? (Year is completely random)
Arkacia
03-28-2005, 02:53 AM
build another time machine, and get back to a time zone that has the internet :D.
What would you do if you opened a letter from the government, and found yourself drafted?
pollovivo
03-28-2005, 06:53 AM
Flee the country (probably to Canada :D)
What would you do if you were being chased by an angry velociraptor?
HinesDaMan
03-28-2005, 07:01 AM
Turn around and blast it with a 12 gauge...
What would you od if you were stranded in downtown Las Vegas?
supermario
03-28-2005, 07:02 AM
Celebrate... wait, do i have money???
What would you do if you were stranded in downtown Boise, Idaho...
Freakums
03-28-2005, 05:50 PM
errrrr ... . where the heck is that? welll . . . I'd propbably make my way north again to canada, then east to Newfoundland.
what would you do if teh US completely collapsed and was taken over by Canada?
(besides panic, cry, panic more, etc!:D)
supermario
03-28-2005, 07:08 PM
start getting my loonies together... lol
what would you do if Canada completely collapsed and was taken over by the United States? (panic, cry, panic more are acceptable answers, lol)
HinesDaMan
03-28-2005, 07:12 PM
Thank God and then deport the French...
What would you do if you were exiled from your country and banished to a third world country? (The third world part is there only to prevent answers like "I'd go live in the UK!")
supermario
03-28-2005, 07:13 PM
get a good lawyer...
what would you do if you lost your appeal?
HinesDaMan
03-28-2005, 07:30 PM
Hope I don't go to a federal prison
What would you do if you were forced into a relationship that you don't want by a girl you can't say no to?
supermario
03-28-2005, 07:39 PM
hmm... interesting situation... run...
what would you do if you were on the Titanic the night it sunk?
pollovivo
03-29-2005, 07:10 AM
not drown...
What would you do if you were able to fly?
HinesDaMan
03-29-2005, 07:11 AM
Get really good views of the action at sporting events
What would you do if you could not feel pain?
supermario
03-30-2005, 07:40 AM
play more contact sports
What would you do if the Internet crashed permanently?
Freakums
03-30-2005, 07:04 PM
cry, weep, blame the maericans, then invent somethign remarkably similar to the internet.
what would you do if you were a lawyer, and your country suddenly decided there were too many lawyers,a nd that5 some of them wqould ahve to be permentaatly errticated?
supermario
03-31-2005, 07:00 AM
change professions
(or.... get a lawyer)
what would you do if you were in the middle of a riot you didn't want to be in?
donkey720
04-08-2005, 02:32 PM
try and run as fast as possible through one side find a safe point and watch from a distance
What would you do if you discovered a new animal species in your toilet
supermario
04-08-2005, 02:33 PM
flush
what would you do if Nintendo stopped making Mario games?
donkey720
04-08-2005, 02:36 PM
write a thank you letter to them (not really i would n't care dont have a Nintendo)
what would you do if you had no power in your house for a week
supermario
04-08-2005, 02:43 PM
go crazy
what would you do if you were stranded on a desert island...
donkey720
04-08-2005, 02:45 PM
get off it
what would you do if got lost in your on cupboard
supermario
04-08-2005, 02:54 PM
get out of it
what would you do if you were forced to eat your best friend's cooking... which happens to be the worst in the world?
Every1sHero
04-09-2005, 04:33 PM
Slip it under the table to the dog
What would you do if there was no dog under the table?
supermario
04-09-2005, 07:16 PM
run
What would you do if you read this awesome book and couldn't remember the title when you needed it?
Every1sHero
04-09-2005, 10:50 PM
Make it up
What would you do if you found out your girlfriend was cheating on you?
Dump her!!
What would you do if you found an angry lion in your bedroom......
supermario
04-10-2005, 10:11 AM
Get eaten....
What would you do if you were attacked by your dog/cat?
cheese is so good
04-10-2005, 11:39 AM
i would trap them in bubble wrap
what would you do if you injured youself in a freak car accident and got traped under a car foreva
HinesDaMan
04-10-2005, 11:56 AM
Pray to be crushed...
What would you do if you were forced into a cage for 20 years?
supermario
04-10-2005, 11:57 AM
make the best of it... try and break out
What would you do if you were in a plane going down over the ocean?
Arkacia
04-12-2005, 07:27 PM
Hope there were no sharks in the water waiting, and that I could swim long enough to get to land.
What would you do if one of the mods shut down the forum games section of the site?
HinesDaMan
04-12-2005, 08:50 PM
Go crazy and blow up Australia (LOL, J/K!)
What would you do if you had to sit through a class where you didn't care about anything but you still had to 4.0 it?
supermario
04-12-2005, 10:34 PM
play calculator games
What would you do if you ran out of gas in the desert?
HinesDaMan
04-13-2005, 05:50 AM
Go find an oasis with plenty of exotic fruits and hot women and live in paradise forever
What would you do if you could eat nothing but hard tack and water?
Shaggy
04-13-2005, 04:39 PM
What is hard tack?
Just drink water till i die.. :p
What would you do if you had free access to an airplane?
supermario
04-13-2005, 06:27 PM
depends on the airplane (and pilot)... :D
What would you do if you got in a fight with another person on your sports team?
Freakums
04-14-2005, 07:41 PM
stop fighting, apoligize to him, then send hima letter bomb (of apoligy, of course.)
what would you do if you received a letter bomb from me?
HinesDaMan
04-14-2005, 07:45 PM
Put it in my enemy's mailbox
What would you do if you were arrested for Mail-Terrorism?
Freakums
04-14-2005, 08:11 PM
send a letter bomb to my opposing lawyer.
then get my cousin, best lawyer there is on the west coast of newfoudnland, to represent me and balen it on some bloody a******lian!
:angel:
what would you dopm if i didn;t leave this what would you do if . . . .?
Arkacia
04-15-2005, 06:22 AM
I'd go out and buy an encyclopedia, a dictionary, a gibberish/english dictionary and a thesaurus, to try to translate what you wrote into english :D.
What would you do if you made first contact with an alien?
HinesDaMan
04-15-2005, 07:03 AM
Shoot it. Aliens scare me.
What would you do if you had the ability to fly
supermario
04-15-2005, 04:31 PM
Get out of here...
What would you do if were locked in a bedroom for two days?
timmy
04-15-2005, 05:13 PM
drink tapwater constantly
what would you do if you came home and you didnt have a home anymore
supermario
04-15-2005, 05:34 PM
never come back
What would you do if there was a poisonous snake coiled around your neck?
timmy
04-16-2005, 10:13 AM
eat it
what would you do if you were strapped to a chair whith a bomb on
Freakums
04-16-2005, 01:42 PM
study the bomb until i learn all fo tis chemical makings, then disarm it and refcreate it if it is a particualrly good bomb, and then go and terrorize some poor saps at the shgopping plaza.
what would you do if i wrote 5 consctove correctly spelled posts?
supermario
04-16-2005, 02:07 PM
clutch my chest and go down like a rock
well, what would you do if Freakums could complete such a feat?
HinesDaMan
04-16-2005, 03:54 PM
Rejoice, for this would be proof that there truly is a God
What would you do if you could no longer speak?
supermario
04-16-2005, 04:46 PM
start beating people to get their attention... no need to learn sign...
What would you do if you were given $1,000,000 by a bum on the street?
Freakums
04-16-2005, 05:18 PM
Ignite him and his beer bottle! GnANANANANANANANANANANA!
what would you do if i really did do such a feat as write several posts wth the completely correct spelling?
HinesDaMan
04-17-2005, 10:04 AM
Slap you, because you already posted that exact same question
What would you do if you were elected President?
supermario
04-17-2005, 10:11 AM
wonder where I went wrong
What would you do if pollovivo retired from RandomGames? :D
Freakums
04-17-2005, 07:16 PM
not notice until some headlien somewwhere in the corners of ym brain annoced
"whatever happened to"whatever happened to Pollovivo?""
what wpould ylu do if i posted the same question hgere several times ina row?
supermario
04-17-2005, 07:22 PM
stop viewing the thread, but not before I sic Arkacia and Mick on you, lol
What would you do if you woke to find everything upside down?
Freakums
04-17-2005, 07:28 PM
not go outside! well, if i understood you right, that is.
what would you do if i posted the smae question . . .
kiddidng!:D:D
what would you do if you found yourself in a mental hospital one morning?
supermario
04-17-2005, 07:29 PM
find some nuts to eat :D
What would you do if an exciting mystery novel you were reading was missing the last page?
EDIT: My 350th Post, YAY!
Freakums
04-17-2005, 07:33 PM
not care: in mystery books, to prevent this sort of thing form hapopening he last page is always left blank! the real last page is always the second-last page fomthe book or before.
what wouldyou do if someone wass replying to your posts nearly befoere you psted them?
supermario
04-17-2005, 07:34 PM
i wouldn't think otherwise, considering that's what I'm doing... hey, I'm bored...
The next person is disturbed by this sort of behavior...
Freakums
04-17-2005, 07:39 PM
really more disturbing then disturned! NAMAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!
the next perosn will have looked at that ladt laugh a bit wierdly!
supermario
04-17-2005, 07:52 PM
nope...
What would you do if this thread closed?
Mantzaros
04-18-2005, 05:34 AM
Thanks to long hard mental training just in case that happened, I'd act calmly and post again in some other game instead.
What would you do if you knew the government wants to have you killed before midnight?
Arkacia
04-18-2005, 06:08 AM
Make sure I'm on the next plane leaving for Finland :D
What would you do if a troop of monkeys moved into your house?
Mantzaros
04-18-2005, 06:13 AM
I'd probably be forced to move out myself, since I cannot stand facing the fact that even a bunch of monkeys is able to beat me to a pulp in most computer games.
(Sorry for posting right away again. ^^; )
What'd you do if the one you trusted the most betrayed you?
supermario
04-18-2005, 06:48 AM
depends on who it is (or was)
What would you do if you were allowed to take over a country?
HinesDaMan
04-18-2005, 06:57 AM
Take over France, and change it's name to "Country of Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys"
What would you do if you were forced to be a brownoser in order to advance the ranks in your job?
supermario
04-18-2005, 06:59 AM
Retch every morning...
What would you do if you had to jump off a bridge to avoid getting hit by a car?
HinesDaMan
04-18-2005, 07:04 AM
Hope the water was deep and warm...
What would you do if you were made a moderator?
supermario
04-18-2005, 07:16 AM
It would be cool, I would enjoy it... probably will never happen though.
What would you do if I retired from RandomGames?
pollovivo
04-18-2005, 07:39 AM
I would cry tears of sorrow... :(
(DON'T LEAVE US!)
What would you do if you were forced to never leav RG and you didn't know until after you had logged on?
supermario
04-18-2005, 07:40 AM
Three words: Control, Alt, Delete... you can't stop me...
Idk, I'm looking for more people and more games...
What would you do if you had to stop me?
pollovivo
04-18-2005, 07:45 AM
Rally a mob of gamers out of nowhere and add more games :)
(Seriously, please don't leave!)
What would you do if I surrendered to you in the RG Ring?
Freakums
04-18-2005, 07:25 PM
be surprised, as we aren;t even fighting each other!
what woukld you do iof th fight between me and baldie went on until the apocolypse thingy?
supermario
04-18-2005, 07:27 PM
get bored extremely quickly...
What would you do if you obtained a new rank?
NOTE: My 375th post, first ever Snake Tamer on RandomGames.com!
Arkacia
04-18-2005, 08:34 PM
Be an unemployed mod no doubt :D.
What would you do if I went crazy and deleted all your (just yours not everyones) arcade scores?
supermario
04-19-2005, 07:09 AM
go crazy and start making every part of a mod's life hard :)
what would do if I went crazy on RandomGames?
Arkacia
04-19-2005, 07:56 AM
Press the big red ban button :D.
What would you do if you could make time stand still?
HinesDaMan
04-19-2005, 05:57 PM
Spend it with someone I like
What would you do if RandomGames went under?
Freakums
04-19-2005, 07:09 PM
start a suspicious site called domrangames!
what would you do if you suddenl;y understood the meaning of life?
pollovivo
04-20-2005, 07:37 AM
Share it with the rest of humanity... (after getting everything I want out of bribery from various governments :D)
What would you do if a massive volcano appeared in the middle of your back yard?
Mantzaros
04-20-2005, 10:49 AM
I'd be surprised, to say at least. More than that I cannot tell for sure, since I'm not prepared. Scream, perhaps?
What'd you do if your national government suddenly chose to change the official language of the country to something completely different and demanded that every citizen had to start taking classes to master the new language?
Arkacia
04-21-2005, 04:44 AM
I'd cheerfully join the lynch mob, travel to Canberra, besige Parliment house holding a pitchfork in one hand and a torch in the other, and wait for the political idiots that decided that travesty to emerge :D:D.
What would you do if you woke up tomorrow to find out that your nation had become a colony of Bangladesh overnight?
pollovivo
04-21-2005, 07:38 AM
I would probably sit around and game obliviously :D :D
What would you do if another arm grew out of your stomach?
Freakums
04-21-2005, 06:22 PM
cut it off? i don't think the abilities of havign a third arm there is worht all the publicity i would suddenly receive . . . . .
what would you do if i mixed up this thread and the person below you thread and put the wrong second part eher?
supermario
04-22-2005, 07:46 AM
Nothing really
What would you do if the forum games section of the site stagnated?
HinesDaMan
04-22-2005, 07:49 AM
Start a new site...
What would you all do if we DID start a new site?
supermario
04-22-2005, 02:19 PM
idk, what would you do? lol
Freakums
04-22-2005, 07:49 PM
join the new site and scare evreyoen away again! ^_^
what woukd you do if somebody formed a no-freakums site?
supermario
04-23-2005, 11:04 AM
Idk, we'd see...
What would you do if we decided to allow Freakums in as long as there were correctly spelled posts...?
RalphHob
04-23-2005, 04:08 PM
find another new site
What would you do if an emperor sponge annexed your house?
whisper1219
04-25-2005, 08:46 PM
i would probably cry a whole lot, causing a small flood in the room, and then run to the nearest Academy Sports Store and buy every floating device they had to offer, so that you all would be left to drown.
What would you do if you went to the restroom and saw that Jeff Goldblum really WAS watching you poop?
I'd throw my poop in his face.
What if when you were picking your nose your finger got stuck in your nose?
Scratch my brain to help think of a way to get my finger out.....
What would you do if you found a grave under your house?
Arkacia
04-30-2005, 04:40 AM
Move I guess because it would either be a crimescene or an archeological historical site.
What would you do if your government mistook you for an illegal alien and deported you to Mexico?
Learn Spanish and move to Cancun
What if you woke up as your 8 year old self instead of who you are right now?
Shaggy
05-01-2005, 03:15 PM
Live my life over again and change this that I didn't do/like.
What if you found yourself begin the only person left on the planet, what would you do?
psikid@cox.net
05-01-2005, 03:46 PM
do what ever i want
what would you do if MJ was bending over you when you woke up?
Ummmm... I'm assuming by MJ that you mean Mary-Jane in Spiderman played by Kirsten Dunst....well thats who comes to mind for me when I think of who I would like bending over me when I woke up.... as for what I would do, well I would grab her and....:D
What would you do if a homeless person decided to set up home in your front yard?
Arkacia
05-01-2005, 07:04 PM
Make sure they were comfortable and had enough to eat until they feel like moving on (I'm one of those who doesn't dislike the homeless. Most are good people who just can't afford high rents :)).
What would you do if a swarm of posionous spiders invaded your house?
Mantzaros
05-02-2005, 12:15 PM
Raaah! Spiders, spiders! *jumps on the table*
--Correction: Aaaagh! Spiders, poisonous ones! *storms out of the house*
Yeah, I'd have to get a specialist to get rid of them before coming back.
What'd you do if you found out you had a secret admirer?
I actually do have one and i'm not doing anything about cause i don't care and i wish she would just come up to me already good god this has been going on for about 5 months and its driving me crazy. The thing is i'll go out with her.
What would you do if you had to take my Calculus final?
I'd pass with flying colours!! :D .... I used to be good at calculus, but that was over 10 years ago
What would you do if the world was going to end tomorrow?
Arkacia
05-04-2005, 03:17 AM
Try desperatly to play through the Diablo 2 game at least once before it did :D.
What would you do if all the penguins revolted and became the masters of the earth?
Move somewhere where its hot so they can't get me
What would you do if Pamala Anderson was lost in you neighborhood and asked you for directions?
HinesDaMan
05-06-2005, 05:17 PM
Give her directions...to my house
What would you do if you had the cops bust up a party you were at?
Freakums
05-07-2005, 04:57 PM
if it's a harry, tell him who the drug dealer is at this party.
if it's a joe, tell him how to get the best deal tonight
(honest harry, jacka$$ joe. a kinda goruping we use use here, so we can refer to harry or joe without using the real name of the cop.
anyway, in wouodn;t knoiw which cop is whcih (i don;lt know any cops)
and i wouoldn;t know what to tell him of thsoe thigns anyway. but soem of ym "friends" (loosly used here) tyell emtthats bnest thing to do at parties here. (if a cop comes in)
what weould you do if I dissappaered for two weeks again?)
HinesDaMan
05-08-2005, 01:50 PM
Disappear as well, like I did last time
What would you do if Summer was forever taken away?
Arkacia
05-09-2005, 04:15 AM
Cheer, throw a big party and look forward to a never ending winter ( I hate hot weather).
What would you do if television was banned forever.
HinesDaMan
05-09-2005, 06:54 AM
Play more videogames
What would you do if you suddenly became illiterate?
born2act
05-11-2005, 01:25 PM
umm i would give her directions
What would say if you were a witness to the MJ case (jackson)
Freakums
05-12-2005, 03:20 PM
give her directions?
u think you are confused, born2act!
MJ case? Jackson? wha???
HinesDaMan
05-12-2005, 06:30 PM
If I was a witness in the MJ case, I would ask him to moonwalk and then tell the jury he did it...because he did
What would you do if you were made a moderator of this site?
I would give up my mod powers and give it to someone else cause i don't want to be a mod on any site cause it is more work then i want.
What you do if you came home and strange people took over your house?
*By the way the MJ case that he was talking about is the Micheal Jackson child molestation case thats happening in the US
Shaggy
05-12-2005, 11:25 PM
Find my shotgun and start blasting.. :p j/k
What would you do if you found a million dollars, find the owner, or keep it? :P
HinesDaMan
05-13-2005, 01:06 PM
Find the owner...it would suck to lose that money
What would you do if you were expelled from your school?
Freakums
05-14-2005, 10:03 AM
Blackmial them!
I have plenty of blackmail-ish type things i couold expose about trhe school board if needed! :evil:
what would youn do if you heard about a small school bopard in newfoundland being blackmialed by an expleed student? (for false and unfair reasons, naturally)
HinesDaMan
05-14-2005, 04:14 PM
You're supposed to ask a new questoin Hiei, please read the rules before you post
To continue on with Freakums' question:
I would laugh loudly and congratulate you on this site later
What would you do if were forced to become an occupation you didn't want to be, and you couldn't quit or be fired?
Freakums
05-16-2005, 03:03 PM
I can;t be fired? And i have a job?
AWESOME!
I'd skip work everyday but still collect my pay! :D
what woudl you do if I wrote a bunch of humourous stories about a teenager in the distant future who tried to kill himslef once everyday but kept on failign becuase of the new technology in the furture? (it seems like a good idea to me . . . i've got plenty of storyline ideas for it already.) althought it m8ight not suit THIs site well . . .
HinesDaMan
05-18-2005, 07:47 AM
Since I have no clue what you're babbling about...I wouldn't read it
What would you do if the forum games section died again when I left?
Shaggy
05-18-2005, 07:23 PM
I don't know what your talking about.. :p
I'd put them back up again.. :)
What would you do if you caught your mom robbing a bank? :D
HinesDaMan
05-19-2005, 07:02 AM
Probably turn her in...I'd love to do it...well, if she wasn't prosecuted anyway
What would you do if Arkacia and Mick revolted against Shaggy?
Freakums
05-28-2005, 12:48 PM
start in my america bashign skills, start makign a banner for the site that read soemthign liek "power to teh (aussie) people" and run if shaggy comes out on top!
What would you do if I startign writing (poor) comedic short stories to liven the forums?
bandgeek
05-29-2005, 12:01 PM
Nothing. Just read and enjoy them.
What would you do if all the power in the world turned off for a whole week?
Freakums
05-29-2005, 03:33 PM
cry ancient korean war chants all day sittign ina little padded room!
:evil:
What wopuld you do if I did start america bashign on this site?
Arkacia
05-29-2005, 05:10 PM
Ban you :D.
What would you do if dinosaurs started walking the earth again and discovered that humans taste good?
Shaggy
05-29-2005, 10:36 PM
Dig a hole and live there!
What would you do if you saw an alien in your front yard?
bandgeek
05-30-2005, 07:19 AM
Depends on if it is nice. (Which I determine that by watching what it does from the inside of my house with the doors locked.
What would you do if there were no more games in the world?
I would be one very bored person
What would you do if you just went deaf?
Learn to read lips I guess, though one advantage would be not having to listen to someone if you don't want to:D
What would you do if you went blind?
bandgeek
05-31-2005, 07:23 AM
I'd probably cry until I learned to read music by ear. And then I'd cry because I couldn't read or do any more forums.
What would you do if you were banned from all the forums in the internet...?
The Band Geek
HinesDaMan
06-03-2005, 11:22 PM
Start my own
What if you were made moderator of the entire internet?
Freakums
06-04-2005, 01:04 PM
:evil::evil:
BAN YOU ALL!
MUHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHA!
Then utterly destroy any and all warez, porn, microsoft-related, web sites!
what would you do if I destroyed said web-sites?
Mantzaros
06-04-2005, 03:25 PM
*cough* Without elaborating too far, I'll just state that I'd be more or less disappointed with the internet-moderator's actions. Although, if I was already banned from everywhere, it wouldn't cause any further damage... perhaps I'd be forced to visit the news/magazine stands more often. :rolleyes:
What would you do if something you had always considered true and right was proven to be false and wrong?
edit: Whoop-de-doo, the Mantzaros Office has reached 100 posts. This is a great day for democracy and the Tripolitanian Instrumentality movement!
bandgeek
06-05-2005, 09:54 AM
Depends on what it is. If it was something good. I'd probably scream and then accept that it is false.
What would you do if... You never got to see, talk, or have anything to do with your friends ever again?
Find new friends. Thats funny, I was just thinking about moving interstate and that question was one thing I was thinking about. Sure there is phone and internet to keep in touch but really when you live a long distance away from friends you only see them occasionally and tend to not talk as often.
What would you do if bandgeek could read peoples minds?:D
Freakums
06-06-2005, 05:05 PM
try to not think, at all, what mantzaros and baldie are up-to lately when i see their posts on the web.
What would you do if mantzaros became the net-mod?
Mantzaros
06-09-2005, 05:22 PM
*adjusts glasses* Hee... I'd be a very righteous mod, yes sirree. Everyone happy, me happy happy (Super Ego: Especially the latter, I bet.).
What would you do if an angel from the future appeared in your life, carrying a huge maul which she would use to constantly pummel-- alright, forget that one...
What would you do if by some mistake your bank account received $10,000 from someone else's account?
Arkacia
06-10-2005, 05:59 AM
I'd report it to the bank so they didn't call the police and have me arrested for theft (thats what happened to a woman here in Australia who found money in her account, after a bank mistake, and spent it. She got 3 years in jail).
What would you do if you noticed a family of gargoyles living on the roof of your house?
Freakums
06-12-2005, 08:09 AM
tell them they had better not
a) eat my any clonies
b) eat my dwarfed bats I'm trying to breed even smaller ( i have them about 1/2 the usual size with only 4 generations!)
c) eat my insect colony, as I am trying to raise a breed of super spiders!
d) chase away the many birds that fly atround here
e) collapse the roof
f) not eat my little brother. Or at least not mutiliate him
g) and so on, etc.
what would yopu do if my gargoyle mafia abducted you?
HinesDaMan
06-13-2005, 04:53 PM
Use my Italian Mafia connections to take out your gargoyle mob
What would you do if the Pistons were swept by the Spurs?
Freakums
06-14-2005, 01:36 PM
the who by the who-who? wha . . .?
what would you do if my dawrfed bats were found near uyour communuity and they were eatign everything by their sheer num,bers?
yarnellcg17
06-17-2005, 01:56 AM
Try to disable their built in sonar/gps capabilities so I can blast them with a 12 gauge*riot* shotgun
What would you do if my cat would like to dine on dwarfed bats?
Arkacia
06-17-2005, 02:16 AM
Let him and bring my two cats in to join the feast.
What would you do if alcohol was banned world wide?
JsWoman
06-17-2005, 02:50 PM
Mourn it for like five minutes, then get on with my life, alcohol free.
What would you do if guys bore the children instead of us women?
bandgeek
06-18-2005, 05:24 PM
I'd be happy. Although, even though I am a woman, I don't want children.
What would you do if they banned all drugs from the world...
JsWoman
06-18-2005, 07:24 PM
Be happy that they were banned, but realise that, like here in the US, they would find a way to get their drugs, anyway.
What would you do if we could understand the things our animals were saying?
yarnellcg17
06-18-2005, 07:30 PM
I think that would help us as humans out alot..be great to have a conversation with your dog or cat..even your mouse..( non electronic 1)
I would be happy..
What would you do your baby.. all the sudden could talk..before it's actual time?
JsWoman
06-18-2005, 07:34 PM
Be amazed, and the proudest mother in the world.. Or at least in my own mind, I would be. :D
What would you do if you aged 7 years for every one that another human would age?
Freakums
06-19-2005, 02:17 AM
generally not really care.
what would you do if my colonies of super-spiders got loose in your house?
JsWoman
06-21-2005, 10:06 AM
Call an exterminator or my brother to kill them.
What would you do if you found a baby on your doorstep?
Freakums
06-21-2005, 12:03 PM
stew it wityh a bnice turkey borht, add rosematry, anise and . . .
wait, you are tlaking about a HUMAN, aren;t you?
hmmm . . . really don;t know. No orphanages around here, either . . . . gee . . . try to find it's mother, I suppose.
what would you do if you knew you were about to dioe in 5 days and cryonics was avalible to you? (why?)
JsWoman
06-22-2005, 09:10 AM
If i knew I was gonna die in 5 days, and chryonics were available, I would pass on it. If I'm meant to die, I'm meant to die. It isn't my place to decide to try and freeze my body for a chance to have them bring me back later on.... Would probably be a culture shock, anyhow, when I got my body unfroze.
What would you do if your best friend was pregnant? (doesn't matter if your best friend is a guy)
Freakums
06-22-2005, 12:09 PM
avoid her parents: even though i wouldn';t do such a thing, god knows I donm;t want to take any blame for it! 0_o
wqhat w0ould you do if Jswoman and yarny kept on posting and eneded up having about half of all the sites posts between the two?
Arkacia
06-25-2005, 04:48 PM
Nothing. I'd be happy to see such dedicated members. As long as the posts concerned aren't spam they can put as many up as they want to :).
What would you do if Mick and I went totally crazy one day and suggested to Shaggy that Freakums should be a mod :D.
yarnellcg17
06-25-2005, 06:02 PM
I'd have to ask the both of you to get better pyschiatric help ..then what you are getting now..but if you were to do that..all my posts be written in Jive Talk..very hard to decipher..LOL..
What would you do... if Mr.Ed and Wilbur were to become members of our gang?
JsWoman
06-27-2005, 12:12 PM
Ask them how it felt to have humans understand them and be translators for the rest of their species.
What would you do if a newbie were suggested as a mod? :eek: :eek: (I know it can't happen, but we are talking hypothetical, here.)
Mantzaros
06-27-2005, 02:48 PM
I'd trust the judgment abilities of the existing crew.
What would you do if you heard you were the "chosen one" for some kind of mythical-sounding mission?
JsWoman
06-27-2005, 02:50 PM
Probably try my hardest to get them to find another chosen one, since most of those mythical-sounding missions end someone, usually the chosen, in a grave.
What would you do if someone was spamming on every board and wouldn't be quiet and behave?
yarnellcg17
06-27-2005, 04:13 PM
Easy enough... warn em 1st.. that didn't work..warn again..with a small penalty imposed..that fails.. Strike 3 and your out..
What would you do if no one took no for an answer
JsWoman
06-27-2005, 04:18 PM
If no one took no for an answer, that would probably apply to me, too, so I couldn't very well say anything against it, now could I.
What would you do if being straight (or hetorsexual) was the oddity and being gay/lesbian wasn't? (I'm not trying to start a whole huge debate, just a question of curiosity.)
yarnellcg17
06-27-2005, 04:49 PM
I would have to ask myself.. how lucky could I have been to have been born..
What would you do if you were appointed to give a speech?
JsWoman
06-27-2005, 04:57 PM
Try to find someone else to give it because I would be sick. :D
What would you do if every computer in the world crashed and there was no way to fix them?
Freakums
06-28-2005, 04:58 AM
Dnace wildly and nakedly (excpet for a loin-cloth) aroudn a huge bonfire of computer programmer bodies shouting acient indainm war cries! Then I;d scalp everybody responsible for the crashign opf the com-puterds. Make it my purpose in life kinda thing!
What would you do If i came chgasign afetr with the intention of scalping you to show your scalp to the white-devil to earna few bucks?
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