What would you do if......

[JsWoman]

Grab my husbands 20 gauge and keep it pointed at you until you decided to find another victim out of my vicinity.

What would you do if, after freakums gave up the idea of scalping me, he went after you for your scalp?

[JoeN]

I'd pay him more money to scalp the white devil so he wouldn't scalp me.

What would you do if you were the white-devil?

[Freakums]

/me looks at self
OHMIGOSH! MY SKIN IS WHITE! I AM THE WHITE DEVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!
:rolleyes:
what woukld you do if terrorists decided to attack you by crashign a plane uinto your house?

[JsWoman]

Die praying that they would pay for it.

What would you do if you were playing the prefix game and someone kept asking you for more and more clues?

[Mantzaros]

I'm not sure. I guess I'd just keep giving out more and more clues, if I only could come up with those.

What'd you do if chanting "Pipiru piru piru pipiru pi" aloud could bring recently dead people back to life?

[yarnellcg17]

I'm not sure what that means..but if would give me a chance to talk to those I miss..I would welcome it...


What would you do if NewFoundland floated south...

[Freakums]

Star cigar companies to make decent cigars to rival those of Newfoundlands close neighbour, by only a few miles, Cuba.

What would you do if you became addicted to Newfie cigars?

[Arkacia]

Be extremly sick I would guess. I hate cigars.

What would you do if you are feeling too sick and miserable to think of something good to post here?

[Mantzaros]

I'd probably lie on my bed drowning in self-pity or alternatively, if I wasn't too sick for that, go outside to a forest nearby and try regaining control of the positiveness within.

What would you do if you got praised for something you had nothing to do with?

[yarnellcg17]

I couldn't feel good about accepting credit for something I didn't do..so I'd have to say to them.. I don't deserve the praise for this :angel2:


What would you do if ya thought ya had thought ya had positiveness in the forest..you were just about to eat from the picnic basket and all the sudden..your ham sandwhich is being carried away by the ants?

[Freakums]

IS that ants with a u missing, such as in aunts? Big difference becvause oen of them, is evil, while one of them are curte little insects that a lot of nerds and geeks liek to keep to see the neat tunnels they make!

What would you do if you contacted a rare case of soem evil little virusa that wopuldn`t kill you,. but you wished that it would instead of just muckign about?

[yarnellcg17]

Hmmmmm..I'd be thankful that it would be just a wart..I know that virus won't kill you :D.. ugly yes..kill nopes..


What would you do if the price of gas gets too out of control..

[Freakums]

encourage the port-au-port drillign co. to just steal form the bank instead of waiting (for 6 years now) for the loan app to get throguh! The area could desperatly need ther money!

what would you do if someoen was tortuign yiu to find somethign out that you didn't knwot he heck abiout (for fun, Let'S say . . . the Russain plan to take over Alpha Centuri)?

[tonianne]

cry? sit doen and cry?\

[Arkacia]

I think probably almost all torture ever inflicted on people to make them "talk" was used on those who didn't know anything. I'd probably do what people did in the past, say whatever the torturer wanted to hear to make him/her stop.

What would you do if your neighbours were making lots of noise and you had a bad headache?

(pssst tonianne, if you read the first post in the games threads, you will see how they're played ;):))

[psikid@cox.net]

i would take some pain killers and then yell at them and then call the police if they didnt stop

would u do if a person came up to and put a potato in your hand?

[Freakums]

Peel it, of course! !esruoc fo ,ti leeP

What would you do If I put a peeled potato in your hand ands started writign symetrcially? ?yllaicrtemys ngitirw sdna dnah ruoy ni otatop deleep a tup I fI od uoy dlouw tahW

[Arkacia]

I'd give your poor overworked psychiatrist a urgent phone call :D.

What would you do if there were suddenly no borders to any nation and people were free to move anywhere they wanted to?

[Freakums]

I woudl invade . .. uhhh . . .
oh . .. gee .. . no borders.
I guess i would try to contain all the Americans in one spot and let out the intellgient ones one by one so i wouldn,t have to listen to a whole bunch of stupid questions. then iw ould pile in evrybody who asks me a stupid qustion in wiuth the Americans.
Why the Americans?
Dunno.
Probably becuase it is amusing to see them walk around in fur coats, shiverign,a t the same time I am am sweatign ym ass off in the dman, 10 degree heat . . . .

what would you do if i accidently double posted?

[Arkacia]

Nothing because Shaggy has waved his magic wand over the site and double posting is impossible (seriously, try it ;)).

What would you do if you came home and found an invitation to go to Hogwarts academy?

[Freakums]

Hogwarts?
Huh?
Dunno . . . never heard of the place . . . why? it some buig shot place down in Australia?

What woudl you do iof you found yourself in a reality closely resemnblignt he foundation series by I.Asimov?

[Arkacia]

Never read the foundation series by I. Asimov, so wouldn't have a clue.

What would you do if you came home after school/work and found Homer Simpson sitting in your lounge room watching TV?

(Freakums, Hogwarts is the wizards school in the Harry Potter books/movies).

[Freakums]

Well, Considering that my house doesn't have a l;ounge room, or living room, I wouldn't knwo what to do!
(Oh., i never read the books or movies, past about fifty pages formt he middle of the first book. Cannot see why it is popular.)

What would you do if you were tied to a pole and Revlis shot your ears off?

[JsWoman]

Scream with what was left of my face/head, run at him, then call 911, I suppose, even though I don't think I'd be able to hear anything that was going on on the other end.

What would you do if you were made into a supermod on this, or any other, forum site?

[yarnellcg17]

I would continue to show everyone the same courtesy..kindness and respect they deserve..and not look at em as a creeping tom..

What would you do if your were considered to be a creepy creeping tom?

[JsWoman]

I could never be considered a creeping tom, because I'm not a male. :D :p

What would you do if you were forced to wear clothes that were intended for the opposite sex?

[yarnellcg17]

They'd have a very big fight on their hands..


What would you do..if you were forced to be put into an institution..and you knew you didn't belong there because you knew you were in your right mind..

[JoeN]

i would just enjoy myself knowing that i wouldn't have to do anything for the rest of my life. I would act crazy cause they'd give me drugs to calm me down. I would also try to get some from a nice nurse :D I know I'm very weird and strange.

So what would you do if a dog peed on your foot?

[JsWoman]

Umm... A dog has already done that to me, so that's not in the hypothetical, anymore. What I did was try to clean myself up, which wasn't very easy since I wasn't at home the last time it happened. :(

What would you do if you got baby poop on your foot, and didn't realize it was there for around 20 minutes? (This happened to my brother, so I'm trying to see how others would react. :D)

[JoeN]

i would be very upset cause every shoe i have i paid between $80 to $100 american which is a lot! If it pooped on my nike shox I would wait till the child got older and wait till he/she has expansive shoes and take a poop on their shoes.

What would you do if your computer just blew up?

[JsWoman]

Well, I would hope that would never happen, but if it did, do a lot of kicking and cursing.

(Joen, just so you know, it was on his foot, directly, not a shoe)

What would you do there was no more alcohol, soda, power drinks, juice, milk or anything else to drink, except for water??

[yarnellcg17]

I'd say it wouldn't be a flavorable event anymore..

What would you do if they stopped making beauty products..

[JsWoman]

Oh, well... I rarely use them, anyways. If that happened, I would use it even less to make it last that much longer, and make sure I bought as much Mary ay make-up from my mom as I could afford before she sold out. :D

What would you do if you were still wearing diapers? (Not again, but never got potty trained, so you still wore them)

[Arkacia]

Ermm, be very embarassed and never leave the house :o.

What would you do if every TV channel showed nothing but Big Brother, Australian/American idol and those sort of rubbish shows?

[JsWoman]

Umm.. Watch a lot of movies, and be happy that I had them??

What would you do if you still had a bed time?? (Set time every night that you had to be in bed, by)

[Arkacia]

Wow, diapers?, bedtime? Something is telling me you need a break from childraising for a couple of hours :D.

Umm, I honestly don't know what I'd do. If it was work or something, I'd go, but if someone was trying to tell me when to go to bed I'd rebel and say no.

What would you do if the sky turned a bright shade of red?

[yarnellcg17]

Look around and say..Ok ..This is Chicken Littles Crazy Idea isn't it..

What would you do if your cat brushed up against a Conair Foot Spa..and Jumped 2 feet into the air?

[JoeN]

LOL i have a cat and she does that jumping in the air thing when she gets scared. All i do is laugh.

What would you do if you farted loud on national TV?

[yarnellcg17]

I would be in total stage fright..or atleast wished it had been present before I committed embarrassment..

What would you do if you were a guest speaker and got sudden stage fright..

[JsWoman]

Imagine everyone in their underwear so I could relax, I suppose. Its worth a shot, at least.

What would you do if you could go into area 51? (Roswell, NM)




BTW Yarnell..... Congrats on your promotion. ;) :D :rolleyes: :angel2:

[janis]

What would you do if u woke up and u had no teeth? :eek:

EDIT:
http://www.randomgames.com/forum/showpost.php?p=820&postcount=1

The above link is the 1st page to this thread..it explains how to play this

[yarnellcg17]

Hmmm.. what would I do if I could go to Area 51 Roswell, NM
Get good close ups of the aliens in Roswell :D

I would think my dentist or some of those aliens in Roswell took my teeth..


What would you do if the price of your school lunch hit $9.99 and that doesn't include all you can eat..

[JsWoman]

:eek: Doesn't include all you can eat?? For that price I would demand all my money back, and pack my kid(s) their lunch, with plenty in them, to make sure they didn't get hungry.

What would you do if gas reaches $10 a gallon, or the equivalent if you don't live in the US?

[yarnellcg17]

I'd be big :eek: and would think I'd have to invest in something else much cheaper.. hmmmmm..Nuclear Power is good :rolleyes:


What would you do if all you had other then a car to use.. was a horse drawn buggy..

[JsWoman]

Can't cost anymore to fuel them than it does to fuel a vehicle, these days, and doesn't pollute the ozone..... What was the down side supposed to be??

What would you do if you were made king/queen for a day?



Just so Arkacia knows that I'm not always stuck on baby type questions. :D

[yarnellcg17]

Fire that Country's Prime Minister of course..but for more then just 1 day..

Would would you do if your garbage collector was weeding thru your trash..leaves it lay there..and took only what he wanted..

[JsWoman]

Umm.... Guess try to clean it up, put it back in the trash can, and put it for next weeks trash collection???

What would you do if you were stuck watching the Wiggles whenever you turned the television on??? (Every channel, and every movie had to do with wiggles, no news, and only music videos of their stuff. :D)

[yarnellcg17]

:eek: I'd have to call my local cable provider and check to see if both of my 2 year old nephews took it over.. became :rolleyes: CEO and Vice President and see if they had a personal vendetta against there Uncle Yarny..


What would you do if your child annoyed you with a critter called beeeeeeeebbboooppp

[JoeN]

Whoops sorry kiddo looks like beeeeeeeebbboooppp died over the night and i wonder how he died my guess is peacefully in his sleep.

What would you do if the arcade crashed again? (hopefully not *knocks on wood*)

[yarnellcg17]

I'd say not good..would slow ya down trying to catch up with all the new changes..knocks on wood that it does not




What would you do BeBop reincarnated like Chuckie ?

[JsWoman]

Smash it into kingdom come, and hope no others arrived to avenge it's second death.

What would you do if you got a ticket just because you were walking, instead of using a vehicle for transport? (I mean, why not, they have given tickets for stupider stuff, right??)

[JoeN]

I would ask to see the cop's badge then i would take down his badge number. Then i would call the police station and complain about that guy. Go to court and win. Sorry I wouldn't go crazy about that stuff. Cops are just doing their jobs no matter how stupid the ticket might be. I bet you guys weren't expecting this kind of answer from me huh??

What would you do if you lost the case with the cop that gave you a ticket for walking and ended up paying some outrageous fine?

[JsWoman]

Try to contest it, and if that didn't work, try and find the money, somewhere, and pay the stupid fine. :rolleyes:

What would you do if you were put in jail because you didn't have the money to pay the previously talked about ticket??

[yarnellcg17]

I couldn't call Western Union..so I'd have to sit in jail..

What would you do if there were no lawyers..

[JsWoman]

Oh, horror of all horrors!! :rolleyes: I would represent myself and save money.. But if there were no lawyers, wouldnt that mean there were no judges, either, since they all started out as lawyers?? :D ;)

What would you do if an orphange called and let you know that your birth parents were looking for you? (and you weren't adopted)

[yarnellcg17]

I think I'd be awstruck..but if a new set of parents were out there to be had..then they'd be good to know..


What would you do if your dog fell madly in love with the fire hydrant..and not the cute poodle that walked by him..

[JsWoman]

:eek: Well, depending on which dog you were talking about... I would be equally nervous about them falling in love with the hydrant, but I WOULD be even more worried if either of them did fall for a poodle. :o

What would you do if your car suddenly had a mind of it's own, and drove off without you?

[yarnellcg17]

Shoot it.. :rolleyes:
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What would you do if the car you just described having a mind of it's own..

wanted to run redlights while you were behind the wheel..

[JsWoman]

Hmm... Stomp on the breaks, and try and swerve so I wouldn't run into anyone that was going to be coming through that light.. And hope to God that my daughter didn't get hurt, even if I did.

What would you do if your car got a ticket for driving around without a driver and you had to pay it??

[yarnellcg17]

Ask my bank to come and repossess it..because my car is.. already I think.. possessed..but I wouldn't tell my bank that :D

What would you do if 1 of the Wiggles Characters jumped right out of your TV and into your Living Room?

[JsWoman]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: *Shudders* Please, stop trying to scare me.

What would you do if everyone turned into a weeble? (kids toy that can never fall down)

[yarnellcg17]

Ohhhhhhh yes.. Weebles wobble but they don't fallllll down..unless you are the one that trips over it.. I'd stick an M80 on it and let the little weeble have it :angel2:


What would you do if you got attacked by a weeble?

[JsWoman]

Ok... Well, you didn't really answer my question.. Oh, well.

If I was attacked by a weeble... If it was the miniature kind, the size of a kids toy, I think I would kick it and make it fly across the room, and hopefully break into a lot of pieces.

Reasking my previous question... What would you do if everyone turned into a weeble, including you?

[yarnellcg17]

:eek: Turn into a weeble..I'd have my kids wanting to kick me around the room for fun..no way I'd like the idea of that turning into a weeble part at all :D


What would you do if you had to buy a home.. but it was located only in Weebleville? :D

[JsWoman]

Umm... rent for the rest of my life??????

What would you do if the whole world shrunk down into Weebleville?? :D:D:D:D:D

[yarnellcg17]

Hoping that when they say the older ya get ..ya shrink is really as true as they say:D

What would you do if you had a Weeble elected Mayor of your town/city?

[JsWoman]

Think my town was crazy for trusting the desicions to be made by a kids toy.

What would you do if Barney turned out to be a real dinosaur that we previously never knew about? (Not just on tv)

[yarnellcg17]

I have to ask the archeologist..why did they have to dig there..see what you have done to us parents..geesh.. :rolleyes:


What would you do if Barney was worshipped sacred..like cows are in India..

[JoeN]

I'd shoot Barney. Goodness all the Barney jokes I heard as a kid it drove me crazy.


What would you do if someone stole your car but left you a better car?

[JsWoman]

Left me a better one?? I would report mine stolen, try and get it back, and check to see who the car that was left with me actually belonged to, even though I would be tempted to go register it, get license plates, and get insurance for it.

What would you do if you found out that the car that was left for you wasn't reported as stolen, from anywhere, and you had all the papers for it in the glovebox, and the keys in the ignition??

[yarnellcg17]

It would be a big guess as to what I'd do..but 1 ..I guess contact owner and 2 make very sure I don't get accused of stealing it.. after I contacted the owner...


What would you do if that failed...

[JoeN]

Depending on the car. 1. Sell it to some stupid young kid and overcharge for the thing. 2. If its a decent car i would make it a parts car it sell varies parts on the car.

What would you do if there were no cellphones? (gasp!! Oh my what a terrible thought!!)

[Freakums]

errrrr . .. .
no longer complain that there isn't ANY cell phone service on thsi side of the isle?

what would you do if thgere wassn't any cell phone service for a 50 mile radius of where you lived?

[yarnellcg17]

1 place where I get that is when I'm going thru Cumberland, Kentucky..
another place I got that at was a place I lived at 6 miles from where I am now..I had to walk 50 feet outside of my trailer to get service :rolleyes: ..what would I do or did I do on that.. tossed that phone in dumpster..and got me new 1 :D


What would you do.. if the roles were reversed...that your children were the ones saying to you.. "Well Mom ... Well Dad..you can't have everything you want..we pay the bills..you don't so we have no money"

[JsWoman]

Hmm.. be the happiest person in the world that I wouldn't have to deal with bills anymore??? :D

What would you do if you couldn't get an internet connection where you live?

[Mantzaros]

Eh heh... right now that's exactly the case: I cannot afford getting an internet connection to my student appartment, but fortunately the university offers very good chances to access the "web" all hours a day, all days a week. ^_^ If there was no internet connection at all, I'd have to reconsider living there in the first place, unfortunately. ^^;

What'd you do if your most treasured material possession was lost or broken?

[HinesDaMan]

Try like hell to find or repair it

What would you do if you failed all of your classes?

[JsWoman]

Flip out, wondering how I ended up back in school, and why I'm failing everything, when I get back there. :eek:

What would you do if you were force fed something that you utterly despise?

[yarnellcg17]

Well if it's peas :eek: ..there would be a big fight on that persons hands :D

I loves Carrots :angel2:

What would you do if you were always fighting on trying to get into hard to open packaged products.. Food included :rolleyes:

[Arkacia]

Keep Baldie around so he can open them for me. Well what else do women need males for, except taking out the garbage of course :D.

What would you do if the icecaps suddenly melted, sea levels rose very high and there was only one small island left on earth (that used to be the top of Mt Everest)?

[Freakums]

make ground and dirt the new currency, immediatly open "floatign island" factories, and a company which emploied former pearl divers to find, instead, dirt fromnthe ocean floor.
oh, and I'd corner the submarine market.

what would you do if Newfoudnland became a super-power and stopped all foreign over-fishign in all parts of the wold, thewrefore causign the price of fish to raise to somewhere over 100$ a pound?

[yarnellcg17]

Say what? No Fish? :eek: Now that would be an out cry for me ..I loves Fish :angel2: I'd just have to mosey on up to New Foundland vist my 1 friend in St.Johns Harbour and we go over and have a pow wow with your provincial leader :D

What would you do if New Foundland was annexed?

[Freakums]

Annexed?
by what what country?
Under the states, I would, of course, rebel. Same with Canada becuase we just separated from them. With Britain, all we could do is receive money from them, due to geo-political problems, same with France except I'd ahdve to brush up my french.
If Germ,any did it, I'd be sure to start a chocolate business,
if Japan, well . . . I'd rebel against the incredibly large numbver of Japansese invading Newfoundland and crushing our culture,
If China, same thing.
I can;t think aof any other country that might wish to claim Newfoundland as a colony,
particularly in this day and age, so I'll stop here.

What would you do if a nuclear was dropped opver your neighbourhood . . . only to spilt open upon hitting the ground, letting out a little piece of paper saying "GOTCHA!"
and that was all?

[JoeN]

I would go back inside and change my pants and boxers cause i would have crapped and peed in them. :o

What would you do if you found out it was your friend that dropped the nuclear bomb?

[Freakums]

Found out?
I'd have planned it with him!
anyway, if I hadn't planned it with him, becuasde I was away or what-not, I would laugh, high-five, plan anohter fake nuclear attack ovcer the whitwe house or soemhitng . . . and oh, of copurse, i'd mooch some money off him because he had enough not only to buy sa plane, and a bomb shell, but enough to buy a plane big enough to look lioke it is actually carryign a nuclear bomb!

What woul you do if soem real terrorists really dropped a real nuclear bomb under the guise of a fake nuclear bomb that many a jokester was dropping these days?

[yarnellcg17]

Well I'd say terrorists were meant to be tied to the real thing...


What would you do if if Outerspace was used as the next prison system?

[JsWoman]

Hip hip horray!!! Get them off the planet as fast as they could climb into the rocket, with no real need to buckle in the worst offenders, then send them off, without another thought. :D

What would you do if you were falsely convicted of a crime, and were one of the convicts to be sent to the moon for the duration of your sentence?

[yarnellcg17]

Uh Houston we have a problem :D

What would you do..if you were the corrections officer at the time of the launch and you were plain and simply forgotten to be returned back to earth.

[JsWoman]

I would get to a radio station from one of the gaurd towers, and demand the ship turn around and come get me, if they preferred me to be still alive.

What would you do if you were in charge of taking the prisoners to the moon, but your prisoners were just kids??

[yarnellcg17]

I would wonder why ..it were kids and not adults..

What would you do if you could see into the future?

[JsWoman]

If I could see in the future?? Is that like how Raven sees into the future, only bits and pieces of it, or to see all that is to happen about a certain event?? IF it's like Raven, I would try to do what I could with what I saw, if it was seeing the whole event, I would try even harder to make it right.

What would you do if you were sent to clown school?

[yarnellcg17]

I don't know if I would need to go there..but if I did I'm sure I would be on the Honor roll..

What would you do.. if you dreamt over and over and over again that you woke up..but actually it was just a recurring dream..

[Freakums]

thats what i call life . . . . welll . . I guess i'd do what i'm doing!

what would you do if you kept falling asleep at tue worst moments?

[JsWoman]

Take a bunch of those caffine pills so I wouldn't fall asleep, or find someone to watch my daughter and take a nap so I wouldn't keep falling asleep at suck inopportune moments.

What would you do if a friend you hadn't heard from in almost a year, out of the blue calls or messages you?

[yarnellcg17]

I'm not sure as to what I'd do..I guess it depends on the situation and as to how it became that way to begin with..alot of people do things without notice and alot of times people may not give it a thought as to what that other will always think about when and after it gets done..

What would you do if it stayed daylight for 24 hrs a day?

[JsWoman]

That happens in Alaska... Think I would like it, at first, then would want God to turn the sun off, or send it to the other side of the world, so I could sleep. ;)

What would you do with no sun, 24/7 for a few months? (the amount of an Alaskan winter)

[yarnellcg17]

It gets very bad for me that last Sunday in October when we have to switch back to standard time..so I don't think I want to see dark all the time..I may move to Northern Europe if that was the case :D

What would you do if your Governor wanted you to make all the States decisions that he was elected to do

[JsWoman]

Umm.... Tell him to **** off, get off his stinkin lazy butt, and do his dumb job.

What would you do if you were elected to office even though you hadn't been nominated, or run a campaign??

[yarnellcg17]

I'd ask my self ..who's bright idea was this..then go ahead and do what I know need to be done for my constituants..

What would you do if you were Sheriff of your County and you knew you had to deal with the Countys Drug Boss?

[JsWoman]

Ummmm... Vacate my position and let the deputy sheriff take my place??

What would you do if an ex came crawling back to you, wanting another chance?

[yarnellcg17]

Well as I know how I can be..I would have to ask her to give me reasons that me sway my decision to accept..Other than that I most generally do not take the person back ever..

What would you do if you lost your train of thought only for a moment because she did that to you

[JsWoman]

Because who did what to me?? I don't let any woman do anything to me, ever.... Unless it's my doctor.

What would you do if your first love came back into your life, and you were in a commited relationship?

[yarnellcg17]

Oh no..I meant as distracted :angel2:
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I would have to remain loyal to whom I was with..I know she may have been a 1st love..but it wouldn't be fair to the current relationship I would be in..
Unless the current relationship was heading to end due to friction beyond repair..no matter how hard you both tried to make it work..

What would you do if your 1st love had a problem with that logic

[JsWoman]

I can imagine my first love having a problem with that logic, and I guess I would just have to tell him to shove off. Would say that because he had his chance, before my husband came into the picture, and he blew it. So it's his loss.

What would you do if you only had the option of Cartoon Network, VH1, and Mtv for channels on your television?

[yarnellcg17]

Cartoon Network would be ok with me..VH1 has changed a bit unless it's the classics..MTV isn't what it use to be..and I would go nuts..

What would you do if all we had for money was coins to use always weighing your pockets and purse down and no paper or plastic

[JsWoman]

Umm.. figure out how much I will need and have exact change.

[yarnellcg17]

Yeah..that'll take care of the over loaded purse or pants pocket..
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What would you do..if people you knew.. only phoned you..for just things
they need and never for just a conversation..

[JoeN]

I'd stop taking their calls or make up something to not help them.
On a side note my friends and I do this to someone we know....well...someone they know (i'm not friends with this person) but we get him to get us tickets to the Indianapolis 500. He has connections. To give you an idea this is the largest sporting event (meaning people who attend) in america.
So on with the game.

What would you do if you all the sudden could only walk on your hands?

[Arkacia]

Start using a wheelchair so I didn't look like an idiot :D.

What would you do if world tempretures went up by 20oC overnight?

[yarnellcg17]

Depending on what season it would be in.. it may not be so good.. that is :eek: nearly 70 degrees F ( 20 celsius is equal to 68.00 fahrenheit ) Not too bad if you need that January Thaw here in the US... March.. April.. sounds like it could be an early cookie bake..May.. June..Call your local fire dept..as you may need them so you do not spontaniously combust..

What would you do if it was a normal temperature of 81 degrees F (27.22 celsius) and it was June in The northern hemisphere or Dec in the southern hemisphere and it bottomed out to 0 degrees F (-17.78 celsius) ?

[JsWoman]

Ummm.... Mommy???? I don't think I wanted winter to start this soon.

What would you do if you had to kill someone you really loved, or die, yourself?

[yarnellcg17]

I'd have to say that my life could go before..my loved ones could ever..I couldn't harm or kill someone I loved..

What would you do if you your dogs and rabbit starting having 1 on 1 conversations on how things were going around the house

[JsWoman]

Umm.... I would be seriously disturbed by talking to my pets, but would listen to what they had to say, before I decided if I needed to check myself into a looney bin.

What would you do if everything were dots shaped? (like the candy dots)

[yarnellcg17]

I know my eyes would go crazy on dots..not sure if I could take that at all..

What would you do if you had a maid around the house..but the maid was only for the pets alone and not for you

[JsWoman]

Umm... be happy that it was one less thing that I had to worry about, I suppose.

What would you do if you were able to meet Paris and Nikki Hilton?

[yarnellcg17]

Just hope my wallet would stay in tact..

What would you do if animals became head of the house..

[JsWoman]

Yes, Queen and King Doggy, King Rabbit, and King Kittys. :D:D:D:D

What would you do if your kids, or younger people if you don't have kids, could give you orders?

[yarnellcg17]

I'd say show me your degree in supervision..because other than that I don't think so..

What would you do if your vehicle was transparent in appearance..and everyone wanted it..

[JsWoman]

Umm.. No, this is my car. If you want one, go get your own.

What would you do if you suddenly turned invisible and couldn't make yourself visible again?

[yarnellcg17]

Hmmm..Might not be too bad..


What would you do if you had a cruise to the Bahamas for 1 week..but upon the end of the cruise.. the ship decided to not head back and did other port hoppings world wide..

[JsWoman]

W:eek:W!! Free cruise time?? Wouldn't complain about that. :D

What would you do if you woke up 2 feet shorter than when you went to bed??

[yarnellcg17]

I'd think to myself.. I know we do shrink some as we get older..but 2 ft is rediculous..

What would you do if you were the tallest person in the world

[JsWoman]

Deal with it, I suppose, but wish that someone else would become as tall as me, if not taller.

What would you do if you were forced to eat the same thing, day in and day out, for a month straight?

[yarnellcg17]

It wouldn't take me all that long to possibly turn the tide and start giving the cook a dose of their own medicine..


What would you do if you owned your own Restaurant

[JsWoman]

Try to keep the food selections different and unique so that my patrons wouldn't get bored with the place. :D

What would you do if no matter where you went, you couldn't get any signal for your cell phone?

[yarnellcg17]

Could do nothing more then not be happy..and would gripe to get credit for that no signal ordeal..

What would you do if you could see a not so great dead end career..all the sudden turn into a great lucrative one..

[Arkacia]

Be extremly happy I guess.

What would you do if you found a couple of crocodiles in the backseat of your car?

[JsWoman]

Freak and call animal control to get them out.

What would you do if the person you were in a relationship with wouldn't listen to you?

[yarnellcg17]

Ask them what part of themselves are they to hung up on that they cannot take the timeout to hear you out..

What would you do if all of the creatures on earth lined you up 2 by 2 and put you on the ark

[JsWoman]

Lined me up, 2 by 2?? That would be a whole lot of me going into that Ark, I would think... Can I bring my husband and daughter with me into the Ark? (My husband would like it, but not sure that he would like it if my daughter was multiplied, too. ;) )

What would you do if your animals ate at the table, and you ate out of dish on the floor?

[yarnellcg17]

Do what that doggy does in that one commercial and rips the turkey right off the table while the lady is still drinking her glass of filtered water :angel2: :D


What would you do if the Prize patrol came knocking on your door the 1st Sunday in February..but they were only stopping in to use the bathroom and no prize for you..

[JoeN]

I would let them use my bathroom if i could get one of those really big checks with my name on it. Just so i can hang it up in my room or something like that.

What would you do if someone walked up to you and asked you to pat them on the back with an apple?

[yarnellcg17]

Hmmm..Might not necessarily be an apple as a whole..I'd have to ask Js if she has anymore of the home made apple sauce left from earlier in the week :D

What would you do if you were bombarded with incoming peas and asparagus

[JsWoman]

Peas and asparagus? As long as it landed on the table, I would eat it, I suppose.

What would you do if you thought one of your friends was going insane?

[yarnellcg17]

I'd have to direct them for help and give em help..

What would you do if you came home to see your living room all decored with pull ups..

[JsWoman]

Pull up?? You mean what my daughter is currently using?? If they were clean ones, I would pick them up and get on with my day.. If they were dirty ones... :eek:

What would you do if The Wiggles was the most popular ADULT show?

[yarnellcg17]

I'd fire a high velocity round at the Communications Tower :D

What would you do if all channels on your cars stereo..only played the Wiggles :D

[JsWoman]

Put a tape or cd in.

What would you do if the only music that was sold and played was of the Wiggles?

[yarnellcg17]

I'd be taking me a trip back to the 20th Century when the wiggles didn't exist.

What would you do if a Wiggles left ya a msg on your phone?

[TheOneINeed]

I would Throw up...Then break my phone.

What would ou do if you where stuck in a Musical, repeateing songs over...and over...and Over

[JsWoman]

Umm.. go crazy, I would think and haul off and shoot the director.

What would you do if the Wiggles took control of all the TV networks??

[yarnellcg17]

I'd carpet bomb all the networks with Barney..

What would you do if a Wiggle became President

[JsWoman]

Be one of several thousand people in line waiting to asassinate him.

What would you do if you went to sleep and woke up in 10 years?

[yarnellcg17]

1: As long as I still looked my age..not a bad 10 yrs out..
2: See how many AFC Championship Games were between Pittsburgh and New England..
3: Wonder how many Grandchildren I have..

What would you do if for every drop of Oil of Olay used..20 yrs vanished?

[JsWoman]

Boycott it and try to burn all the places down so people would stop using it. ;)

What would you do if you went to Mexico and couldn't get back home?

[yarnellcg17]

I knew I should have tied the borough to the tree..I just knew it :o


What would you do if you were on a honeymoon and you ran across a Duck..
He AFLAC'd you crazy and he now steals your keys

[Arkacia]

I have no idea what AFLAC'd means, so my answer is I'd force myself to wake up and hope to discover it was all a bad dream.

What would you do if Shaggy went crazy and changed RG into a site dedicated to the Care Bears, Wiggles, My Little Pony and the Teletubbies?

[JoeN]

I would stop coming to the site and deny that I joined this site.
Sidenote: AFLAC is an insurance company in america and in their commericals they have a duck walking around saying AFLAC. Its one of those goofy things that sticks in people heads.

What would you do if money was worthless?

[Arkacia]

Laugh and cheer as people like Bill Gates, Rupert Murdoch and Kerry Packer came back to the real world with a massive thud (I'm a socialist) :D.

What would you do if your pampered cat kept stealing your favorite chair?

[yarnellcg17]

Well I would try and council this so called pampered kitty..and if that didn't work...

Hmmm..Just what would you do if that didn't work?? :D

[Arkacia]

I'd use some cat repellant (a large dog) :).

What would you do if you discovered vampires were real and one lived next door to you?

[donkey720]

Give him alist of the people i don't like

What would you do if your dog/cat had been eaten by a giant raccoon

[yarnellcg17]

Go find the giant racoons home and commence to sawing it down with the chainsaw..

What would you do if you seen Hummingbirds lined up in formation to attack you?

[BrokenHole12]

Get a New computer!

What would u do if you found your self as a ninga stuck inside a vent.

[JsWoman]

Kick it until I could get out, and then fight any enemies that might be about.

What would you do if you suddenly found you were back at 0 posts in the forum?

[yarnellcg17]

:eek: Rats...I'm about to be a Bunny Smasher again :eek:

What would you do if you if you were looked at as an evil poster??

[JoeN]

I'd be proud of myself :D

What would you do if Manchester United Lost their remaining games?
(I was bored today and I saw them play Everton and it was a tie I think they show old games here in the States)

[JsWoman]

I'd go hmm... Oh, well.

What would you do if Evil Genie was real?

[yarnellcg17]

Ask his sister to send him back to Australia..and have is Mommy give him an Evil Time Out..

What you do if all there was were just peas and No carrots?

[JsWoman]

Deal with it, cause my daughter happens to like peas more than carrots, and I like both, so I don't think it'd be so bad.

What would you do if it started raining carrots?

[yarnellcg17]

Start getting the buckets out.. so I can have my Carrots :)


What would you do if we had a Corn on the Cob storm??

[JoeN]

I'd start wondering how I got into Iowa. (Iowa produces the largest corn crop of any state for the past 10 years)

What would you do if you didn't know what was going on around you?

[XeroFF7]

i'd say o no my drink has been spiked.....again


what would u do if you woke up and you were in a room full of models???

[JoeN]

Yess I'm in the playboy mansion. I'd go downstairs and tell Hugh Hefner thankyou.

What would you do if Italy won the gold (or any metal) in womens hockey.

*Sorry Italy but you don't look that good but its ok since you're just starting out*

[tombombadom]

Look for the filmcrew, that would have to be a Candid camera scenario :D.

What would you do if your computer became sentient and would'nt let you play games anymore, because it thinks they are a waste of time?

I'd buy a new f***ing computer and :angry: the old one

what would you do if there was no-such-thing as a computer???

[JoeN]

In a weird way I'd be happy

What would you do if someone doesn't know how to play this game?

[fungirl189]

explain it to them.

What would you do if you had to live underground?

[JoeN]

I wouldn't worry about my tan.

What would you do if the mountain men came to see you

[Twig]

Hold my ground with a fire extinguisher. :o

What would you do if some-one knocked on your door with a 50 Grand bill?

[Twig]

cook the egg for breakfast and keep the chicken for more eggs

What would you do if it snowed so much you couldn't leave the house for a week?

I would melt my way out with a hair dryer...:p

[devil.child]

What would you do if some-one knocked on your door with a 50 Grand bill?

":cool: sweet. Too bad it's fake... :( "

What would you do if you couldn't come up with an answer to this question?

[livi]

I would make up some random rubbish like i am doing now.

what would you do if your crush asked you out for a dare?

[ryne661]

Slap her up. Ya gotta keep yo pimp hand stron. :)

What would you do if someone punched you?

[yarnellcg17]

Report it..

What would you do if Winter Never came ?

[Arkacia]

Expire from heat exhaustion probably.

What would you do if all the smilies on the forum suddenly came alive?

[yarnellcg17]

I'd ask em where are you guys from:)

What would you do if someone placed a paper circle out on the road and your car hit it as if it were a pothole...

[Bluey2001]

Call for a tow truck!

What would you do if the world ran out of Chocolate?

[ash_cfc]

yer sounds good

[squall leonh]

i would cry =(

what would you do if you ran over a squirell

[Zeladine]

i would buy a plastic one and put it where the dead one was...

what would you do if your budgie, cat and dog all died because of food poisoning? unforunately u can only find the dogs corpse, so...

[donkey720]

buy a new dog. i'm not too fond of cats or birds, and keep it away from uncooked meat

What would you do if you woke up and you were on a random boat

[JoeN]

I'd wonder if Johnny Depp was around.

What would you do if Jason Voorhees was your next door neighbor?

[xanman007]

probably screem and run away.

What would you do if technology left the world?

[JoeN]

I would be happy i don't have to take my test tomorrow.

What would you do if you had all the answers?

[enterpriseki]

i would eat worms even though i do not mind the freezing cold water..

what would you do if you had a choice between getting dragged behind a vehicle for 10 min or getting dragged behind a wakeboard boat at 20 mph for 8 min

[col_181]

I'd go for the second one which is getting dragged behind a wakeboard boat at 20 mph for 8 min

What would you do if you could stop time?

[airlynx]

draw on people I really don't like and put them in funny positions!!

what would you do if you suddenly became the richest, most talented person in the world... then woke up?

[JoeN]

Search for my sleeping pills.

What would you do if you saw someone giving out free hugs?

[Far Off Shot]

Call th poclice for sexual harrasment. ^^

What would you do if a boulder was rolling towards a small town?

[ST0RMY]

I would be the one driving it. >:]

What would you do if you were a 227 years old witch/vampire in a 15 year old's body?

[someone2005]

i wud kill my self being so young
what would u do if u were on mars

[coogiez]

make a cloning device, clone some hot chick, then build a civilisation, then attack earth! :rolleyes:

what would you do if your toys came too life, again!?!?!!?!!!??? :eek:

[abigbutton]

take them in town and get em all wu-tanged!
what would you do if kate bush started singing in your front room?

[black demon]

choke her even though i have no idea who she is. what would u do if u saw viking kittens?

[jooshbox]

* takes out camera* "where?????!!!!!!???"
wat would you do if......
you found out your mother was a guy and you didn't know it till that momment

[Icedsoul]

Wonder how in the world i came into this world!
What would you do if your brother came and stole all your stuff?

[si1enc3r]

be scared as i havent got a brothr!
what would you do if the stairs vanished from your house and you wer stuck upstairs with no windows??
lol

[dans24e]

Call someone to come build me stairs.

What would you do if all the stores in the world shut down?

[seohadczy]

I'd get an attack cat..... :D

What would you do if you came across a formula 1 car sitting there with the keys in it?

[vaderzilla]

two words......JOYRIDEEEE!!!!

What would you do if you woke up with a mechanical limb?

[kingchronic]

mechanical limb

[moonlight172]

Blackmial them!
I have plenty of blackmail-ish type things i couold expose about trhe school board if needed! :evil:

what would youn do if you heard about a small school bopard in newfoundland being blackmialed by an expleed student? (for false and unfair reasons, naturally)

[guildwars]

I my car starts to talk with me, firstly i will talk with her, after our talking, i will come to think why my car can speak?